The very worst records of all time.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:06 pm

He wasn't even an italian. He's a Yank/Aussie cross breed.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:06 pm

almost anything pre sergeant peppers by the beetles

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:15 pm

Lawrensons record as a pundit is pretty shit

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:32 pm

Can I just say that you guys have listed half of my CD collection in this thred.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:36 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Can I just say that you guys have listed half of my CD collection in this thred.

Funny Hoss, I had you down as more of a "Come on feel the noise" type.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:50 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Can I just say that you guys have listed half of my CD collection in this thred.
Funny Hoss, I had you down as more of a "Come on feel the noise" type.

I heard he was the very last 'Ant Warrior!'

Hoss if anyone didn't know was the backfground naaaaaaaaaaaay in 'Stand and Deliver'!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:59 pm

'tis true.
I am the dandy highwayman.

a1 · Post by a1 » Fri May 04, 2007 10:09 pm

mofgimmers wrote:Ignition by Our Kelly [sic]. I imagine when he wrote that there was a ration on. A ration of lyrics, ideas, credibilty, self respect, melody, phrasing, instrumentation...

... a song so forgettable that I once found myself wondering what it sounded like whilst it was actually on the radio.

Still, at least he's good with the kids eh?

A sick joke from a sick tw*t. End.

you forgot the 'number 1' stuff

dave chapelle rips him good

"remix to ignition of the song about pissin' " etc

how the feck chris de burgh hasnt bin mentioned in a thread like this yet i'll never know ..

theres an old thread on the same shit from a bit back that had some 'classics' in .. as did the previous guilty pleasures thread .. dont merge em or out but bump em up so we can 'compare' ..

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri May 04, 2007 10:32 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Can I just say that you guys have listed half of my CD collection in this thred.

you've got half of "Johnny Reggae" ???????????????

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 04, 2007 10:42 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:'tis true.
I am the dandy highwayman.

Damned if you ain't right Hoss; there is a resemblance.

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:15 pm

Every Erasure song

All songs form every musical ever made.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:03 am

bobby5 wrote:All songs form every musical ever made.

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:41 am

Nozza wrote:
Epitaph wrote:Anything by Coldplay.
Herein proving Tangos point.

There is no way Coldplay can be labeled among the "worst" of all time.

They do soft rock very well.

Mind, I refuse to take any musical opinions from someone who likes Maximo Park seriously. Sorry.

I said that to wind folk up like you. Also, I'd say the main reason you don't like Maximo Park is because they're from Newcastle.

Mich Caine wrote:Anything by Milburn

Lol, sorry 'Evander Holyfield' or whatever your mates call you, but what do you listen to?

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Sat May 05, 2007 1:16 am

Youngsters needn't read.

"Tell Laura I Love Her"
"Leader of the Pack"
"A-hab the A-rab"
"Boom-Boom Baby"

Youngsters can now open their eyes.

Be not a-feared, our next generation of leaders. The current flock of rubbish is little different from that of years of yore. We, your parents and grandparents, hold no special place in the factory of fearful flatulence. We do though have the advantage of doing it first. May I offer my apologies?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:29 am

just about the entire discography of, the as yet to see court for charges relating to paedophilic tendencies, r kelly but most specificly....

In the Kitchen...

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

and the ludicrous "hip-opera" .. Trapped in the Closet, which has 12, yes 12, chapters.....chapter 1 as a taster..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXlCkY4Y5g

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the feck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:53 am

The Best of Suede
James the Singles

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:23 pm

anything by Razorshite

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:31 pm

communistworkethic wrote:almost anything pre sergeant peppers by the beAtles

Really? Does that include;

Surely you mean pre-Rubber Soul?

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:43 pm

revolver and rubber soul are as good as sgt pepper - if not better

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:16 am

Worst album I've ever bought must be Bugged by BabyBird. Bought it on the strength of The F Word. Utter, utter shite!

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