Don't order a new kitchen from B and Q

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:07 pm

Why don't you do what I did - I made my own kitchen, I made the cupboards, work surface, put my own sink in, did the plumbing and electrics, its easy peasy.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:19 pm

Why didnt you use that nice chap from round here who fits kitchens? Vance somebody or other. £845 for a solid oak kitchen according to the trailers at the side of the M61

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:04 pm

Vance Miller? Oh yes they sound like a bargain, seen his ads in the papers, national ones too, must be reputable.........

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:49 pm

A bloke called Vince!

Bwfc in the bloodline · Post by **Bwfc in the bloodline** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:13 pm

Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.

Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:17 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.
Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Ouch!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:20 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.
Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Everything

grr

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:24 pm

Batman wrote:
Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.
Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Everything

grr

Don't know why but I got this rapid mental image of a housebrick bouncing off the head of Bwfc's head from the direction of the Bat cave.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:26 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.
Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Everything

grr
Don't know why but I got this rapid mental image of a housebrick bouncing off the head of Bwfc's head from the direction of the Bat cave.

is that the cistern tank??

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:29 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
Batman wrote:When the order has been placed for a month, delivery carefully arranged, and they forget the f ucking cooker.

Idiots.
Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Everything

grr
Edit:

Don't know why but I got this rapid mental image of a housebrick bouncing off the head of Bwfc from the direction of the Bat cave.
is that the cistern tank??

Ooohh, aren't we sharp tonight.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:12 pm

flushed with success!

Bwfc in the bloodline · Post by **Bwfc in the bloodline** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:18 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Batman wrote:
Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:Did you place an order just for the kitchen appliances, or the whole kitchen??

Everything

grr
Edit:

Don't know why but I got this rapid mental image of a housebrick bouncing off the head of Bwfc from the direction of the Bat cave.
is that the cistern tank??
Ooohh, aren't we sharp tonight.

Sharp but not very funny!! I wasn't taken the piss

I was asking out of general curiosity if it was just the appliances i can sort it out for him, i work at the company that deals with them.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:15 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Batman wrote:
Everything

grr
Edit:

Don't know why but I got this rapid mental image of a housebrick bouncing off the head of Bwfc from the direction of the Bat cave.
is that the cistern tank??
Ooohh, aren't we sharp tonight.
Sharp but not very funny!! I wasn't taken the piss

I was asking out of general curiosity if it was just the appliances i can sort it out for him, i work at the company that deals with them.

usually best if you learn to spell before trying to be a comedy critic.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:58 pm

Bwfc in the bloodline wrote: Sharp but not very funny!! I wasn't taken the piss

I was asking out of general curiosity if it was just the appliances i can sort it out for him, i work at the company that deals with them.

Don't take offence mate. We all take the mick out of each other at times. All part of forum life.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:47 pm

Kitchen is almost installed, looking mighty fine.

God bless having relatives who are plumbers, joiners, electricians and Axfordians

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