Hard Bastards II

[CAPSLOCK]

Somebody pm me who this Trevor fella is, please

[WhiteArmy]

Somebody pm me who this Trevor fella is, please

I think commie and bruce both mentioned caps - he's a guy who's usually accepted as the hardest bloke in Bolton, but like the aforementioned chaps, whenever i have met him he has always come across as charming, amicable and totally placid.

Then again i've never done anything to upset him

[CAPSLOCK]

Aye, but where could I find him, and I'll avoid

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye, but where could I find him, and I'll avoid

Not telling you. Just so as pop up all cockey and that, like!

[communistworkethic]

Aye, but where could I find him, and I'll avoid

you've no worries CAPS, Professor Trev concentrates on his gym and martial arts teaching and never slaps anyone who doesn't deserve it.

You might want to avoid is daughter though, he's quite protective. One of my favourite stories is that an asian lad gave her a slap so Trev searches him out and gives him a crack which turns in to a bit of a battle with several of this lads mates too, so he nice people all of them. The old bill get called and trev's in court. Of course the claim is that it's racially aggravated assault, Trev's the least racist bloke you'll meet, so sonny jim is in the dock is giving it full "I is black, innit". So the solicitor asks him "why did Mr Roberts attack you? "

"it's cos I is Paki, innit? 'e is racist"

So when trev's in the dock, the solicitor asks him..

"did you hit mr XXXX, because he is "paki"?"

Trev's response - "no I hit him because he's a little c**t."

[WhiteArmy]

Aye, but where could I find him, and I'll avoid

you've no worries CAPS, Professor Trev concentrates on his gym and martial arts teaching and never slaps anyone who doesn't deserve it.

You might want to avoid is daughter though, he's quite protective. One of my favourite stories is that an asian lad gave her a slap so Trev searches him out and gives him a crack which turns in to a bit of a battle with several of this lads mates too, so he tw*ts all of them. The old bill get called and trev's in court. Of course the claim is that it's racially aggravated assault, Trev's the least racist bloke you'll meet, so sonny jim is in the dock is giving it full "I is black, innit". So the solicitor asks him "why did Mr Roberts attack you? "

"it's cos I is Paki, innit? 'e is racist"

So when trev's in the dock, the solicitor asks him..

"did you hit mr XXXX, because he is "paki"?"

Trev's response - "no I hit him because he's a little c**t."

Quality. Sums him up perfectly. Thoroughly nice chap. Hard - Yes. Bastard - No.

If he is the token 'nice guy' in the book, then they have picked a genuine one.

[LeeRoyBrown]

Seen a few Lenny Mclean clips on Youtube. Now that is one big fighting machine.

Read a few Dave Courtney books. He crams his books with humerous stories. Worth a read.