Which celebrity would you like to have a fight with?
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I'd like to punch the following just for starters.......
Nick Grimshaw (T4 & Radio1 presenter) – utter tool. Clearly foisted into the celebrity spotlight for no other reason than he happens to hit three core demographics that suit the cultural zeitgeist amongst Islington TV execs – a bit sort of indie, a bit sort of northern and a bit sort of camp/possibly gay
Steve Jones (T4 presenter) – he’s welsh. Also so in love with himself must lick himself all over before going to bed
Billy Zane – worst movie “star” in history and got to boink Kelly Brook, what better reason does a man need?
Danny Dyer (Geezer and cr@p actor) – west ham supporting scrote that epitomises everything that is bad about them, pitiful “I was in a firm back in the day” persona.
Tammer Hassan – see above
Keith Allen – appalling actor, famous for most of his career for an “it’ll be alright on the night” clip of him drunk on some late night discussion show. He’s everything he claimed to hate that night and more.
John Sessions – couldn’t do improv to save his life. Overacting in the appropriate style but repeating the words from a book or script is not improv. If you are such a good actor why is “who’s line is it” the only thing of note you’ve ever been in?
Lizzie Bardsley –fat, foul-mouthed, reality TV “sleb”, benefit cheating child abuser. The embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.
Heather Mills – minesweeper and golddigger. Anyone would be well within their rights to give her a slap and she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
Nick Grimshaw (T4 & Radio1 presenter) – utter tool. Clearly foisted into the celebrity spotlight for no other reason than he happens to hit three core demographics that suit the cultural zeitgeist amongst Islington TV execs – a bit sort of indie, a bit sort of northern and a bit sort of camp/possibly gay
Steve Jones (T4 presenter) – he’s welsh. Also so in love with himself must lick himself all over before going to bed
Billy Zane – worst movie “star” in history and got to boink Kelly Brook, what better reason does a man need?
Danny Dyer (Geezer and cr@p actor) – west ham supporting scrote that epitomises everything that is bad about them, pitiful “I was in a firm back in the day” persona.
Tammer Hassan – see above
Keith Allen – appalling actor, famous for most of his career for an “it’ll be alright on the night” clip of him drunk on some late night discussion show. He’s everything he claimed to hate that night and more.
John Sessions – couldn’t do improv to save his life. Overacting in the appropriate style but repeating the words from a book or script is not improv. If you are such a good actor why is “who’s line is it” the only thing of note you’ve ever been in?
Lizzie Bardsley –fat, foul-mouthed, reality TV “sleb”, benefit cheating child abuser. The embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.
Heather Mills – minesweeper and golddigger. Anyone would be well within their rights to give her a slap and she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
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I have just had to Google for Billy Zane and I still don't know who he is. I'll let you give him a slap if you want. He does look a tosser.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Is it me? Or is there something just so punchintheheadable about the smug git!communistworkethic wrote:
Billy Zane – worst movie “star” in history and got to boink Kelly Brook, what better reason does a man need?
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Agree with all of that haha.communistworkethic wrote:I'd like to punch the following just for starters.......
Nick Grimshaw (T4 & Radio1 presenter) – utter tool. Clearly foisted into the celebrity spotlight for no other reason than he happens to hit three core demographics that suit the cultural zeitgeist amongst Islington TV execs – a bit sort of indie, a bit sort of northern and a bit sort of camp/possibly gay
Steve Jones (T4 presenter) – he’s welsh. Also so in love with himself must lick himself all over before going to bed
Billy Zane – worst movie “star” in history and got to boink Kelly Brook, what better reason does a man need?
Danny Dyer (Geezer and cr@p actor) – west ham supporting scrote that epitomises everything that is bad about them, pitiful “I was in a firm back in the day” persona.
Tammer Hassan – see above
Keith Allen – appalling actor, famous for most of his career for an “it’ll be alright on the night” clip of him drunk on some late night discussion show. He’s everything he claimed to hate that night and more.
John Sessions – couldn’t do improve to save his life. Overacting in the appropriate style but repeating the words from a book or scriot is not improve. If you are such a good actor why is “who’s line is it” the only thing of note you’ve ever been in?
Lizzie Bardsley –fat, foul-mouthed, reality TV “sleb”, benefit cheating child abuser. The embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.
Heather Mills – minesweeper and golddigger. Anyone would be well within their rights to give her a slap and she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
Apart from Heather Mills, the woman is clearly psychologically damaged so probably doesn't deserve a beating, yet!
Wouldn't mind a "fight" with Kelly Brook mind, not a real fight though, more like a gentle mud wrestle!
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