TW Caption Competition Part 2

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:23 am

After a landslide of late entries in what has been the most popular caption competition in years, forcing two recounts, I solemnly declare the winner to be HRG.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Mon May 05, 2008 1:46 pm

oh well, i'll dare to stick with the politic theme and see what this cooks up

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Mon May 05, 2008 2:03 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:oh well, i'll dare to stick with the politic theme and see what this cooks up

Have I got news for you! London's new mayor (pictured here with two of his 694 half-sisters) now shown to be illegitimate son of Hugh Hefner.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon May 05, 2008 2:07 pm

In the 'Daft Ears' awards, Borris shaded it.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:17 pm

Boris reveals plans for a congestion discharge

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:06 pm

Boris, a beau with two bells, and his claim to be a descendant of Dick Whittington finally nails him the job of Lord Mayor of London.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:47 am

A is for Arsehole

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:52 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:oh well, i'll dare to stick with the politic theme and see what this cooks up

Boris' pledge to cut down on waste was supplemented by the new Department of Bunny Affairs

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed May 07, 2008 12:16 am

Two sexy bunnies and an amusing hair

or

Spectator becomes voyeur

or

The bunnies were attracted by the rumour that Boris had a surprisingly impressive poll

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:04 pm

after latest allegations of extra-marital activity, Boris claims wife needs to stop rabbiting on, and be less of a bunny-boiler

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:35 pm

communistworkethic wrote:The bunnies were attracted by the rumour that Boris had a surprisingly impressive poll

oh aye yeah, this needs a winner. the above will do for me. obviously politics doesn't provoke too many TW imaginations!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:14 am

A bit delayed response due to a fecked hard drive but ta Ginger.

A now we have.....

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:51 am

Controversy in Wales, as dwarf sheperd shags sheep-dog not sheep!

White Army · Post by **White Army** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:56 am

Paul Hogan finds previously undiscovered species of giant Sheepdog.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:14 pm

Captain Scarlett teams up with Lassie in crime fighting super team

or

In an update aimed at the today's children, it is revealed that Mounties be always catching their bitches

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:13 pm

Noakes clung on and thought to himself, 'that Baxter woman has taken the piss for the very last time'.

FD · Post by FD » Wed May 14, 2008 3:26 pm

Sammy Lee tries to impress new boss Rafael Benitez by showing his dressage skills

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:29 pm

Woody loved it doggystyle.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:15 pm

Corbett and Barker ride again.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed May 14, 2008 5:42 pm

Little Green Man wrote:

Noakes clung on and thought to himself, 'that Baxter woman has taken the piss for the very last time'.

Very good. Hands up who doesn't understand that one.

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