Today I'm angry about.....

[bobo the clown]

I looked on the BBC News site on my Blackberry last week as I cruised London's docklands

shouldn't this be on the gay footballers thread?

You know .... I wondered ... but I thought "no ... this is a mature site, populated by grown ups ...".

You are a bad man, Vicar. A bad man.

[InsaneApache]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

[Worthy4England]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

I thought you were all in favour of a free market?

[InsaneApache]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

I thought you were all in favour of a free market?

But it wasn't free, it was £4.80. Or am I missing something?

[Worthy4England]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

I thought you were all in favour of a free market?

But it wasn't free, it was £4.80. Or am I missing something?

Yes - you're missing £4.80.

[InsaneApache]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

I thought you were all in favour of a free market?

But it wasn't free, it was £4.80. Or am I missing something?

Yes - you're missing £4.80.

Indeed. Theiving swines.

[Hoboh]

Went to a wedding at Coniston Hall near Gargrave on Sunday. I was driving so didn't drink apart from when I first arrived. It was a bloody hot day so I thought I'd order a lager shandy. Refreshing.

£4.80!

How much!

Theiving swine.

I thought you were all in favour of a free market?

But it wasn't free, it was £4.80. Or am I missing something?

Yes - you're missing £4.80.

Indeed. Theiving swines.

Cheapskate

[Worthy4England]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

[thebish]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

[as]

Fat people - for taking up two seats on the train, it's a regular gripe and always will be, why should I have to stand coz some sweaty chubby-checker can't put the cake down.

Talent contests - they're all guff, and I hate people who sing/perform on them, people in the crowd booing and clapping like demented seals, and people who watch them.

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

[Worthy4England]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

[Puskas]

People moaning about prices - they don't have to buy owt. If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Open collared-shirts. Wear a tie, you scruffy bastards.

Thin people standing on trains - I'm big enough to take up two seats, deal with it. If you want a seat, get an earlier train, loser.

People posting bollocks they don't believe on internet message forums, just to provoke arguments. Why would they do that? Cnuts.

[Tank]

Working Bank Holiday Mondays.

[TANGODANCER]

Fat people - for taking up two seats on the train, it's a regular gripe and always will be, why should I have to stand coz some sweaty chubby-checker can't put the cake down.

Talent contests - they're all guff, and I hate people who sing/perform on them, people in the crowd booing and clapping like demented seals, and people who watch them.

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

Somebody, somewhere, may well say just that to you one day. Is that how you see your parents/grandparents?

[Worthy4England]

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

You can fcuk right off.

If I'm banging on my neighbours door at 6am in the morning, it's because I've run out of beer - you fcuking lightweight. If that causes you young 'uns a problem by waking you up, you need to man up a bit.

[as]

Fat people - for taking up two seats on the train, it's a regular gripe and always will be, why should I have to stand coz some sweaty chubby-checker can't put the cake down.

Talent contests - they're all guff, and I hate people who sing/perform on them, people in the crowd booing and clapping like demented seals, and people who watch them.

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

Somebody, somewhere, may well say just that to you one day. Is that how you see your parents/grandparents?

If that was a 'yoof' waking up your street, I'm sure you'd be less than complimentary.....

If my parents/grandparents were banging a door down at 6am, I'd tell them to pack it in.

Worthy - I'm not that young

[Worthy4England]

Fat people - for taking up two seats on the train, it's a regular gripe and always will be, why should I have to stand coz some sweaty chubby-checker can't put the cake down.

Talent contests - they're all guff, and I hate people who sing/perform on them, people in the crowd booing and clapping like demented seals, and people who watch them.

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

Somebody, somewhere, may well say just that to you one day. Is that how you see your parents/grandparents?

If that was a 'yoof' waking up your street, I'm sure you'd be less than complimentary.....

If my parents/grandparents were banging a door down at 6am, I'd tell them to pack it in.

Worthy - I'm not that young

Me neither

[Puskas]

Fat people - for taking up two seats on the train, it's a regular gripe and always will be, why should I have to stand coz some sweaty chubby-checker can't put the cake down.

Talent contests - they're all guff, and I hate people who sing/perform on them, people in the crowd booing and clapping like demented seals, and people who watch them.

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street. Now, I know you've got one foot in the f*cking grave, but don't spoil it for the rest of us, you annoying old clown.

Somebody, somewhere, may well say just that to you one day. Is that how you see your parents/grandparents?

If that was a 'yoof' waking up your street, I'm sure you'd be less than complimentary.....

If my parents/grandparents were banging a door down at 6am, I'd tell them to pack it in.

Worthy - I'm not that young

Me neither

I am.

Very young indeed.

But I'll be 30 in about 8 years, so then I'll be very old (and probably put to death, Logan's Run style).

[TANGODANCER]

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street.
If that was a 'yoof' waking up your street, I'm sure you'd be less than complimentary.....
If my parents/grandparents were banging a door down at 6am, I'd tell them to pack it in.

Just out of interest, since I'm a bit confused, and since it is 6'am, is your complaint about somebody doing something you'd do yourself then?

[as]

Old codgers at 6am banging on their neightbours front door, probably about the noise, but making enough din themselves to wake up the entire street.
If that was a 'yoof' waking up your street, I'm sure you'd be less than complimentary.....
If my parents/grandparents were banging a door down at 6am, I'd tell them to pack it in.

Just out of interest, since I'm a bit confused, and since it is 6'am, is your comlaint about somebody doing something you'd do yourself then?

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