Today I'm angry about.....

[thebish]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

the thing on my avatar would be preaching tabs.

Is a necktie a tie? (but the word is lengthened to distinguish it from a legtie or a kneetie?)

[Hoboh]

People moaning about prices - they don't have to buy owt. If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Open collared-shirts. Wear a tie, you scruffy bastards.

Thin people standing on trains - I'm big enough to take up two seats, deal with it. If you want a seat, get an earlier train, loser.

People posting bollocks they don't believe on internet message forums, just to provoke arguments. Why would they do that? Cnuts.

I believe EVERYTHING I post!!

[Worthy4England]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

the thing on my avatar would be preaching tabs.

Is a necktie a tie? (but the word is lengthened to distinguish it from a legtie or a kneetie?)

A necktie is a tie. (but the word is shotened in general use to tie).

Had I just said tie, some numpty would have asked "what, like personal relationships?" or some other dumbass question.

[Gary the Enfield]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

the thing on my avatar would be preaching tabs.

Is a necktie a tie? (but the word is lengthened to distinguish it from a legtie or a kneetie?)

No, just the eye-ties!

[thebish]

People moaning about prices - they don't have to buy owt. If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Open collared-shirts. Wear a tie, you scruffy bastards.

Thin people standing on trains - I'm big enough to take up two seats, deal with it. If you want a seat, get an earlier train, loser.

People posting bollocks they don't believe on internet message forums, just to provoke arguments. Why would they do that? Cnuts.

I believe EVERYTHING I post!!

that's the scary thing!

[thebish]

Neckties.

The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them.

p.s. I'm not wearing one today.

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

the thing on my avatar would be preaching tabs.

Is a necktie a tie? (but the word is lengthened to distinguish it from a legtie or a kneetie?)

A necktie is a tie. (but the word is shotened in general use to tie).

Had I just said tie, some numpty would have asked "what, like personal relationships?" or some other dumbass question.

Ahh - sorry - I thought necktie was an un-necessary Muricanisation and my rampant anti-Murican response-genes kicked into action! Is "necktie" really used in Englandceistershire?

as I never wear one - I'm not really an expert in nomenclature...

[Worthy4England]

what is a necktie?

See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although they're probably placcy nowadays anyhow)

the thing on my avatar would be preaching tabs.

Is a necktie a tie? (but the word is lengthened to distinguish it from a legtie or a kneetie?)

A necktie is a tie. (but the word is shotened in general use to tie).

Had I just said tie, some numpty would have asked "what, like personal relationships?" or some other dumbass question.

Ahh - sorry - I thought necktie was an un-necessary Muricanisation and my rampant anti-Murican response-genes kicked into action! Is "necktie" really used in Englandceistershire?

as I never wear one - I'm not really an expert in nomenclature...

I wouldn't normally use necktie, if the context was clear. As I would have been opening the post with "Ties", I thought I'd try and remove any confusion straight off the bat.

[InsaneApache]

What sort of bat is that then? A snooker bat? A tennis bat? A vampire bat? A golf bat? Or a daft bat?

[thebish]

What sort of bat is that then? A snooker bat? A tennis bat? A vampire bat? A golf bat? Or a daft bat?

I think he means neckbat...

[TANGODANCER]

What sort of bat is that then? A snooker bat? A tennis bat? A vampire bat? A golf bat? Or a daft bat?

I think he means neckbat...

Or, in the case of a bow-tie, a bat around the neck.

[William the White]

People moaning about prices - they don't have to buy owt. If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Open collared-shirts. Wear a tie, you scruffy bastards.

Thin people standing on trains - I'm big enough to take up two seats, deal with it. If you want a seat, get an earlier train, loser.

People posting bollocks they don't believe on internet message forums, just to provoke arguments. Why would they do that? Cnuts.

I believe EVERYTHING I post!!

that's the scary thing!

But isn't it brilliant that he can believe ALL those things AND read and write... A great tribute to comprehensive education I reckon...

[Hoboh]

People moaning about prices - they don't have to buy owt. If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Open collared-shirts. Wear a tie, you scruffy bastards.

Thin people standing on trains - I'm big enough to take up two seats, deal with it. If you want a seat, get an earlier train, loser.

People posting bollocks they don't believe on internet message forums, just to provoke arguments. Why would they do that? Cnuts.

I believe EVERYTHING I post!!

that's the scary thing!

But isn't it brilliant that he can believe ALL those things AND read and write... A great tribute to comprehensive education I reckon...

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Today I'm angry about being told that someone doesn't like me.

Normally it'd be water off a duck's back and something I'm used to.

But not the sort of thing I expect to hear from the Kebabling.

My three year old daughter.

Without any emotion in her voice. No tantrum. No behavioural motivation. A simple "I want you to go back to work, Daddy, because I don't like you".

I could have gone ballistic, but I don't want to inflame any possible situation with Mrs K.

[boltonboris]

Today I'm angry about being told that someone doesn't like me.

Normally it'd be water off a duck's back and something I'm used to.

But not the sort of thing I expect to hear from the Kebabling.

My three year old daughter.

Without any emotion in her voice. No tantrum. No behavioural motivation. A simple "I want you to go back to work, Daddy, because I don't like you".

I could have gone ballistic, but I don't want to inflame any possible situation with Mrs K.

Absolute wounder mate! Nothing an Ice Cream and a trip to the park won't mend

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

feck that. A smack and being called a c*nt is the most she'll get after that.

Obviously she won't.

But my wife's reaction? "I don't care. I've got a headache."

See where the Kebabling gets it from....

[boltonboris]

feck that. A smack and being called a c*nt is the most she'll get after that.

Obviously she won't.

But my wife's reaction? "I don't care. I've got a headache."

See where the Kebabling gets it from....

Sounds like a weekend away with the lads is in order to make them miss you!!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Or leave me....

[Prufrock]

Today I'm angry about being told that someone doesn't like me.

Normally it'd be water off a duck's back and something I'm used to.

But not the sort of thing I expect to hear from the Kebabling.

My three year old daughter.

Without any emotion in her voice. No tantrum. No behavioural motivation. A simple "I want you to go back to work, Daddy, because I don't like you".

I could have gone ballistic, but I don't want to inflame any possible situation with Mrs K.

I wouldn't worry pal, I imagine she'll have forgotten it tomorrow. One similar story I'm always reminded of at any family gathering is when I was a similar age, my grandparents were babysitting, I was sat in the corner doing my own thing, before out of the blue turning to them and saying, 'Nana, Grandpa, you're boring you are', or my younger brother telling my Nana she shouldn't die before Christmas because the food wouldn't be as nice. Or the time my dad annoyed four year old me so much I locked myself in the downstairs toilet and he had to climb through the tiny window. Must be awful to here but I really wouldn't worry that she means it.

[Hoboh]

BP and offshore oil exploration in general!
Why build something so deep you cannot maintain it properly?
All that damage to the worlds beautiful Oceans when there is enough oil to drill for safely on land, all we got to do is displace a few Arabs!!!

[TANGODANCER]

BP and offshore oil exploration in general!
Why build something so deep you cannot maintain it properly?
All that damage to the worlds beautiful Oceans when there is enough oil to drill for safely on land, all we got to do is displace a few Arabs!!!

Queen Victoria, is that you? ......