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The Madness of St Paul...

Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:04 am

Following on from his Friday night take-away service...

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834422-paul ... riend-pope

Shame, real shame.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:23 am

So, the Pope called him .... ‘It didn’t faze me. I just said, “Alreet Pope. How are you?”

Slipping further & further from reality.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:28 am

I was thinking about Gazza watching the World Cup last night.

Seeing De Jong with his foot in whatsisname's chest reminded me of the '91 FA cup final, when Gazza did exactly the same. He was stretchered off and finished watching the final in a local hospital.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:33 am

Anyone got a shotgun they can lend Gassa? :roll:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 am

Gazza is one pork pie short of a picnic thats for sure.

I sometimes wonder what would have happened had we won the world cup in 1990.

I've heard a few people say they don't think Gazza ever really mentally recovered from that tournament and that was what lead to him going completely as opposed to partially off the rails!
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:02 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Gazza is one pork pie short of a picnic thats for sure.

I sometimes wonder what would have happened had we won the world cup in 1990.

I've heard a few people say they don't think Gazza ever really mentally recovered from that tournament and that was what lead to him going completely as opposed to partially off the rails!
He was already barking ... this just added to it. It was on return from that when he did his bus-trip false breasts bit on the open top bus, but he persisted with these 'japes' and eventually the jokes wore thin.

His friendships with Chris Evans & Danny Baker fueled his drink (& I believe coke .... no, not the fizzy drink) habit and his 48hr benders. He simply didn't possess the intelect to survive the experience of playing in the Italian leagues.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Gazza is one pork pie short of a picnic thats for sure.

I sometimes wonder what would have happened had we won the world cup in 1990.

I've heard a few people say they don't think Gazza ever really mentally recovered from that tournament and that was what lead to him going completely as opposed to partially off the rails!
He was already barking ... this just added to it. It was on return from that when he did his bus-trip false breasts bit on the open top bus, but he persisted with these 'japes' and eventually the jokes wore thin.

His friendships with Chris Evans & Danny Baker fueled his drink (& I believe coke .... no, not the fizzy drink) habit and his 48hr benders. He simply didn't possess the intelect to survive the experience of playing in the Italian leagues.
Yes he was a bit mad. But some folk settle down.

I don't think Gazza had the mental capacity to recover from dissapointment.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:19 pm

One celebrity has a host of other celebrities phone numbers? Have I missed something here? Whats mad about that?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:21 pm

There's more then just a touch of "There, but for the grace of God, go I" amongst it all. More to be pitied than scorned. Looks like the poor lad's lost all touch with reality.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:One celebrity has a host of other celebrities phone numbers? Have I missed something here? Whats mad about that?
I don't understand why it's even a headline
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:24 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:One celebrity has a host of other celebrities phone numbers? Have I missed something here? Whats mad about that?
I think we're talking about Paul Gascoigne's general behaviour as a whole, rather than just his phone list .
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:26 pm

Then why write the story?
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:32 pm

For me it's the chats with the Pope... I'm not entirely convince the pontif

a) has a mobile
b) would ring Gazza

as such it makes the rest of the story sound somewhat delusional
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:36 pm

That just makes you sound naive. He's just another celebrity.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:37 pm

Peter Sutcliffe had messages from God if I remember rightly..........................................
Gazza thinks he is God so the Pope phones him :mrgreen:
He's a donut who unfortunatly is connected with a sport we all love and watch!!
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:43 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:That just makes you sound naive. He's just another celebrity.
God's own celebrity...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:44 pm

Careful, you sound like Paul Gascoigne now.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:50 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Then why write the story?
You need to ask that about the media?
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:51 pm

Alreet Pope. How are you? How's the Messiah these days man?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:52 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Then why write the story?
You need to ask that about the media?
Well its worked for you lot, so 1-0 to them I say.
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