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thebish · Post by **thebish** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:57 am

East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
To see if someone will snuff it..!

Honestly, keep up..
Last time I watched it, that Tracy thingy had bopped Dirty Den on the noggin and buried him under the floor.

last time I watched it Dirty den drowned in the canal - though I later heard that he didn't, and it was all a dream and he was buried under the lost city of atlantis next door to the basildon swimming pool.. a swastika marks the spot...

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:26 am

East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?

What's 'East Enders' ?

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:55 am

bobo the clown wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
What's 'East Enders' ?

Corrie for Chavs.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:06 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
What's 'East Enders' ?
Corrie for Chavs.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:15 am

Eastenders has the correct amount of black people in it, dontcha know.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:19 am

Hoboh wrote:window cleaners!!!!! Didn't know i was on me jollys this week, decided to miss upstairs front then the cheeky tw*t tried to charge me for it!!!!!!!!
Rotty nearly had an early supper.

So you had a weeks holiday and instead of going somewhere nice, you've spent it waiting in for the window cleaners to see if they do all your windows.

What a life you must lead.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:22 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Eastenders has the correct amount of black people in it, dontcha know.

Hardly. Been down Brick Lane recently?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:34 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
What's 'East Enders' ?
Corrie for Chavs.

quality

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:13 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Eastenders has the correct amount of black people in it, dontcha know.

Number!

Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion · Post by **Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:22 pm

thebish wrote:The Kelloggs adverts that portray Mr Kellogg as an avuncular old gentleman living out in the country inventing cereals that bring us all the best that nature could offer us...

when - in fact - Mr Kellogg was a barking mad weirdo who invented cereals with the express intention of providing a bland breakfast that is not excitable and will dampen down the passions in the poor souls he had locked up in his asylums to cure them of their love of wanking - which he believed led to almost every ailment and disability under the sun - blindness being the mildest.

if a diet of his cereals and yoghurt enemas (I kid you not) didn't work - then, he wrote...

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.
and

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.

THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts!

TOP TIP!

Save money and simply mix sawdust, shredded paper with a tablespoon of sugar, a teaspoon of salt and feed to the kids every morning. Apart from a little preservative, colouring you will be 90% on the way to replicating nearly all the breakfast cereals for sale.

Fortified with vitamins my arse!

For further insightful reading on Mr. Kellogg, plus how and why people continue to poison their kids with this crap and how it keeps dentists and obesity clinics in business read “In Defence of Food”

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:26 pm

Prufrock wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Eastenders has the correct amount of black people in it, dontcha know.

Number!

And here's us worried about policing cuts...

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:01 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/se ... ns-fingers

bringing freedom and democracy, US style...

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:33 pm

thebish wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/se ... ns-fingers

bringing freedom and democracy, US style...

Hope they shoot them!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:40 pm

thebish wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/se ... ns-fingers

bringing freedom and democracy, US style...

Is that the guys who featured in that Channel 4 documentary last month ('The lost platoon' or something?). Didn't they carry on the murder spree back in America out of Fort Bragg aswell (or something??).

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:49 pm

Aah, no, that was 'The Wounded Platoon' about a different set of out of control US troops in Iraq.

Apparently a massive percentage of serving US soldiers are on fistfulls of prescription drugs for all manner of psychological disorders.

Just to clarify, thats young men with lots of guns in a foreign country ripped off their tits. And we wonder why....

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:11 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Aah, no, that was 'The Wounded Platoon' about a different set of out of control US troops in Iraq.

Apparently a massive percentage of serving US soldiers are on fistfulls of prescription drugs for all manner of psychological disorders.

Just to clarify, thats young men with lots of guns in a foreign country ripped off their tits. And we wonder why....

Not just the drugs. These things have been happening for years. An unbalanced individual, of which all armies have some, is just an animal in a uniform. Give them arms, turn them loose in another country and the rule book gets lost.

http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/35/181.html

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:46 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Aah, no, that was 'The Wounded Platoon' about a different set of out of control US troops in Iraq.

Apparently a massive percentage of serving US soldiers are on fistfulls of prescription drugs for all manner of psychological disorders.

Just to clarify, thats young men with lots of guns in a foreign country ripped off their tits. And we wonder why....
Not just the drugs. These things have been happening for years. An unbalanced individual, of which all armies have some, is just an animal in a uniform. Give them arms, turn them loose in another country and the rule book gets lost.

http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/35/181.html

That on the front line seems to be the way the Armies want them, ours especially..

A close mate of mine served a stint in Helmand. He told me that his superiors tried their very best to make them hate, not just the enemy (extremists) but also anybody who 'may be a threat'. When you're running on adrenaline and paranoid as feck, that's a lot of people who could / should be potentially killing.

Top bods were over there using the terms 'Rag heads', 'scum' and the like. Not just aimed at opposition soldiers, but civvies aswell..

But in order to survive there. I suppose you need to be conditioned into a horrible b*stard

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:39 am

Tw*ts on ebay that can't be arsed leaving feedback when you've sold them something.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:40 am

Oh, and Rhona Cameron and all.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:45 am

Pestering emails from internet sellers asking me to take time out of my day to comment. I've already bought your stuff, if its crap I'll let you know.

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