OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:12 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote: Money doesn't come into it Mich. £1 or £10 million would not change the fact that you are a tosser of the first order.

Further evidence for my theory that everyone is good at something

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Zulus - You don't even know me. I bet if we met in real life you would really get on well with me.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Knobhead (Mich, that is!)

Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:18 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Knobhead (Mich, that is!)
Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde?

No, I am his love-child from a torrid one night stand with Elizabeth Barrett Browning. (Which is all the more impressive when you consider the fact that she pre-deceased him by around forty years and he was as gay as a badger.)

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:21 pm

Zulus - can you not spell god dammit?

On your profile it says location: 200 miles darn sarf. Don't you mean DOWN SOUTH dummy?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:24 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Zulus - can you not spell god dammit?

On your profile it says location: 200 miles darn sarf. Don't you mean DOWN SOUTH dummy?

Er, no.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:25 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Knobhead (Mich, that is!)
Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde?
No, I am his love-child from a torrid one night stand with Elizabeth Barrett Browning. (Which is all the more impressive when you consider the fact that she pre-deceased him by around forty years and he was as gay as a badger.)

Damed "edit" button!!!

So, you are the bastard love child of a gay necrophiliac - that's some admission.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:27 pm

Well, as this the "Extremely far fetched thread", I thought I'd join in.

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:29 pm

Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:32 pm

stinkythefrog wrote:Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ?

Unfortunately they're in my dad's camera, which he left in Reading Gaol.

TonyZicoKelly · Post by **TonyZicoKelly** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:34 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
stinkythefrog wrote:Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ?
Unfortunately they're in my dad's camera, which he left in Reading Gaol.

Can't you use your time machine to retrieve said camera?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:35 pm

So what if mich posts a pic of some bloke with a lottery cheque? How do you know it's him? Camelot post pics of their winners wherever they can.

Look here's me the month....

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:36 pm

TonyZicoKelly wrote: Can't you use your time machine to retrieve said camera?

TZK has a good point here Zulu, I feel you're not really taking the time to explore all the options to get these autographs.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:36 pm

TonyZicoKelly wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
stinkythefrog wrote:Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ?
Unfortunately they're in my dad's camera, which he left in Reading Gaol.
Can't you use your time machine to retrieve said camera?

I hadn't made that bit up - yet!

It's a lot more difficult than it looks, posting total bollox, you know. I don't know how Mich copes. I really don't.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:So what if mich posts a pic of some bloke with a lottery cheque? How do you know it's him? Camelot post pics of their winners wherever they can.

Look here's me the month....

I'll see the picture first then decide whether it will be a fake one.

Tell you what Mich, tell us your real name now, then when they get the picture you can prove it.

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:46 pm

I tell you what Kev, I will post my name, address, bank details, phone number, passport number, credit card details if you like?

I don't mind if you believe me or not. It doesn't matter to me, I won the money that is all there is to it.

I am off now, I am going shopping.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:49 pm

if you could give me your credit card and your pin number, that would be great.

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:51 pm

keveh wrote: Tell you what Mich, tell us your real name now, then when they get the picture you can prove it.

Its OK Kev I know Mich's real name as I seem to remember Mr Bradshaw posted it on BB during one of his and Michs little erm debates.

perfan · Post by **perfan** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:15 pm

communistworkethic wrote:So what if mich posts a pic of some bloke with a lottery cheque? How do you know it's him? Camelot post pics of their winners wherever they can.

Look here's me the month....

But as Mich didn't win the jackpot would they post the pic on the site?

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