The TW Caption Competition Thread

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:49 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Come on guys what else could I post today?

Brainstorming session at the County Durham Lying Bastard Society.

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:53 pm

Mich and family where most amused by the piece of paper that read 'PLEASE TURN OVER' on both sides.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:37 am

Delusions of grandma

or

Lotto Fairy's story

or

Aunty Gladys wished Mich would take his hand from up her arse

or

inbreeding with the upton family left them so weak it took 4 of them to carry Mich's giro to the post office

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:57 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Come on guys what else could I post today?

Mich (on the right) with the cheque for £20 he just presented to his local library bring and buy sale so he could get a photograph of himself with it and use it to fool all his "friends" on The Wanderer site. The local Vicar (left) said he was a "jolly good fellow" and deserved to win the lottery

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:27 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Come on guys what else could I post today?
Mich (on the right) with the cheque for £20 he just presented to his local library bring and buy sale so he could get a photograph of himself with it and use it to fool all his "friends" on The Wanderer site. The local Vicar (left) said he was a "jolly good fellow" and deserved to win the lottery

Ive chosen this one, just for the sheer sarcasm

WINNER

Over to you Tango man.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:20 pm

Okay, here you go;

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:23 pm

"MEAT PIE, SAUSAGE ROLL

COME ON BOLTON - GIVE US A GOAL!!!"

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:25 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Okay, here you go;

As his lunch arrived, Michael Ricketts licked his lips with anticipation

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:25 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Okay, here you go;

The two pasties soon realised they were in the away end.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:30 pm

Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:33 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Okay, here you go;

Mario Jardel finally reveals the 'personal terms' of his Wanderers contract.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.

"Be honest with me....do these shoes make me look daft or not?"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:41 pm

Tony Kelly was sure his retirement would be secure with this career change.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:44 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.

Don't worry about it mate. Mistaking a tray full of pies for a ballet dancing sumo wrestler is a common mistake. Anyone could make it.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:48 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.

After the dismal failure of his lottery win wind up, Mich looked for other ways to draw attention to himself.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:49 pm

warthog wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.
Don't worry about it mate. Mistaking a tray full of pies for a ballet dancing sumo wrestler is a common mistake. Anyone could make it.

I know, I posted a picture of his lunch by mistake. I sent "pasties" instead of "pastiche"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:34 pm

"STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME!!!"

*Soldier loads and cocks his 5.56mm rifle*

"Ye, very slick, now dance around this ye fat bxstard!!"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:46 pm

"I'd better get some work in if I'm to pass myself off as a former model turned PR Guru at the TW Xmas party" thought Dave.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:14 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted.

Be honest, can you see my spiders legs in this outfit?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:36 pm

Campo moved to chelsea and had to get his body waxed with the rest of the poofs. now roman wishes he'd kept his £14m

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