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Valentine's Day

Post by Salford Trotter » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:21 am

Am I just an old romantic buying my Mrs a card, 24 roses and cooking her a Valentine's Day meal or have I got this all wrong and should it rather be "keep it mean, keep 'em keen"? :conf:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:45 am

Salford Trotter wrote:Am I just an old romantic buying my Mrs a card, 24 roses and cooking her a Valentine's Day meal or have I got this all wrong and should it rather be "keep it mean, keep 'em keen"? :conf:
24 roses may be going overboard a bit... Don't make the rest of us look bad.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:49 am

Awww, I think it's lovely Salford Trotter. She's a lucky lady!
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:02 am

Salford Trotter wrote:Am I just an old romantic buying my Mrs a card, 24 roses and cooking her a Valentine's Day meal or have I got this all wrong and should it rather be "keep it mean, keep 'em keen"? :conf:
Guilty conscience?
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:11 pm

When is it ?????
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Post by Verbal » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:22 pm

We had a meal out last week as me and the gf won't be together for it tomorrow.

I've hidden a card under her bed though so there's at least something.
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Salford Trotter » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:34 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Salford Trotter wrote:Am I just an old romantic buying my Mrs a card, 24 roses and cooking her a Valentine's Day meal or have I got this all wrong and should it rather be "keep it mean, keep 'em keen"? :conf:
Guilty conscience?
As it happens i've been called to London for a meeting tomorrow so I won't be home and its just as well i got those flowers now...phew!
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by stelios18 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:08 pm

It's a great holiday! MY girlfriend's name is Valentine...
Salford Troter you are a real man.Do it everytime your girlfriend will praise it.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:53 pm

Verbal wrote:We had a meal out last week as me and the gf won't be together for it tomorrow.

I've hidden a card under her bed though so there's at least something.
Under her bed? Is she a cleaning fanatic or something? :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:19 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Verbal wrote:We had a meal out last week as me and the gf won't be together for it tomorrow.

I've hidden a card under her bed though so there's at least something.
Under her bed? Is she a cleaning fanatic or something? :wink:
Hope the milkman doesn't get it.
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:09 pm

Flowers booked - check
Card written - check
Meal sorted - check
Long weekend to Prague booked for next weekend - check.

Hopefully I'll pass.
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Post by Dujon » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:56 pm

My wife and I don't normally acknowledge the existence of 'Valentine's Day'. Today will be different as I am planning to have her walk to the local florist to buy a single yellow rose . . . for me. :smile:
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Salford Trotter » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:04 am

Worthy4England wrote:Flowers booked - check
Card written - check
Meal sorted - check
Long weekend to Prague booked for next weekend - check.

Hopefully I'll pass.
With flying colours! Did you google some cheesy rhymes too? Have fun in Prague, I've a mate who has just moved back here with work with his Czech Mrs and raves about the city
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Post by Salford Trotter » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:06 am

Dujon wrote:My wife and I don't normally acknowledge the existence of 'Valentine's Day'. Today will be different as I am planning to have her walk to the local florist to buy a single yellow rose . . . for me. :smile:
And they say romance is dead :D
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:07 am

Salford Trotter wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Flowers booked - check
Card written - check
Meal sorted - check
Long weekend to Prague booked for next weekend - check.

Hopefully I'll pass.
With flying colours! Did you google some cheesy rhymes too? Have fun in Prague, I've a mate who has just moved back here with work with his Czech Mrs and raves about the city
Been to Prague before, and I can be plenty cheesy enough without Google thanks. :-)
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by The Axman » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:54 am

Oh shit. Missus has gone away to see her parents, so I didn't bother with cards, flowers, chocs, that kind of thing, only to find she's hidden a card in the house for me (with text message clues as to where to find it) :roll:
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:13 am

Received a Happy Valentines text message from a former g/f. The way it's worded leads me to believe that I'm not its only recipient. Ooooh the romance :D
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:18 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Received a Happy Valentines text message from a former g/f. The way it's worded leads me to believe that I'm not its only recipient. Ooooh the romance :D
What ... "... can't wait to meet the three of you again !" ?
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:20 am

The Axman wrote:Oh shit. Missus has gone away to see her parents, so I didn't bother with cards, flowers, chocs, that kind of thing, only to find she's hidden a card in the house for me (with text message clues as to where to find it) :roll:
Ooohh, fck Ax.

Retrospective action required ..... starting with the text "found yours, did you find mine before you left ?" or similar.

Still, you should be able to get a cheap one tomorrow. :oyea:
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Re: Valentine's Day

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:24 am

bobo the clown wrote:
The Axman wrote:Oh shit. Missus has gone away to see her parents, so I didn't bother with cards, flowers, chocs, that kind of thing, only to find she's hidden a card in the house for me (with text message clues as to where to find it) :roll:
Ooohh, fck Ax.

Retrospective action required ..... starting with the text "found yours, did you find mine before you left ?" or similar.

Still, you should be able to get a cheap one tomorrow. :oyea:
So Did you get Mrs Bobo a card then?!
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