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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:55 am

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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does he take it
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does he take it up the arse?
does he take it up the arse?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:57 am

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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Having just seen a stripper for the first time, David tried to re-enact his own version of the 'shooting out the ping-pong ball trick' with a football.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:04 am

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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13,14,15, .....keep giong Dave, you're gonna do it and break the record..!
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:12 am

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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First he was told his brains were in his feet, then he was told to keep his feet on the ground. David was getting confused and pissed off.
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Post by blurred » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:15 am

Robbie Keane doesn't have this problem, opined Dave
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:24 am

Beckham auditioned for Phoenix nights but the part eventually went to the woman with the ping pong balls, was more attractive a prospect
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:36 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Having just seen a stripper for the first time, David tried to re-enact his own version of the 'shooting out the ping-pong ball trick' with a football.
Beckham auditioned for Phoenix nights but the part eventually went to the woman with the ping pong balls, was more attractive a prospect
fork me sounds familiar :wink:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:39 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Having just seen a stripper for the first time, David tried to re-enact his own version of the 'shooting out the ping-pong ball trick' with a football.
Beckham auditioned for Phoenix nights but the part eventually went to the woman with the ping pong balls, was more attractive a prospect
fork me sounds familiar :wink:
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Post by Gertie » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:01 pm

When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
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Post by keveh » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:04 pm

if TangoDancer doesn't win, i'm shutting this shit down!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:09 pm

Gertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like that :roll: :P
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Post by Gertie » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:13 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Gertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like that :roll: :P
The bloke has a fine rear... Now that's a true fact... and don't be making jokes about my entries as you know exactly what will happen ....
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Post by keveh » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:15 pm

If I banned gertie I think that commie would hunt me down and kill me, even if it took him the rest of his life!
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Post by stinkythefrog » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:18 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Gertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like that :roll: :P
No doubt Gertie is the queen of smut!!! Next thing she will be telling us she has met Beckham and had a photo done with him :roll:
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Post by stinkythefrog » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:20 pm

Gertie wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Gertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like that :roll: :P
The bloke has a fine rear... Now that's a true fact... and don't be making jokes about my entries as you know exactly what will happen ....
Yep no doubt Beckham is a prize arse !!! or is that not what you meant :oops:
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Post by blurred » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:25 pm

Here's another way to get Siemens on your shirt
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Post by dave1980 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:39 pm

Quick boss I'm gonna fart get ready to light it!
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Post by norm the jedi » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:53 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
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No David we said we wanted to see you perform in a more forward ROLE
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:53 pm

keveh wrote:If I banned gertie I think that commie would hunt me down and kill me, even if it took him the rest of his life!

and it would be a slow painful death :twisted:
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Post by stinkythefrog » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:54 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:If I banned gertie I think that commie would hunt me down and kill me, even if it took him the rest of his life!

and it would be a slow painful death :twisted:
A bit like being married then ?
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