Wimbledon thread

[thebish]

What a fxcking joke.

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And that was on an ace.
Shit game.

playing tennis is like pleasuring two beautiful women...

[BWFC_Insane]

You'd think they were whippng each other, not batting a tennis ball.

Kinky.

[LeverEnd]

I like to watch with my eyes closed.

[Bruce Rioja]

Feel a bit sorry for this Reynolds lad. The game can't finish soon enough for him. He's getting absolutely tatered by Djokovic. Even BWFCI could confidently predict a straight sets victory here.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Feel a bit sorry for this Reynolds lad. The game can't finish soon enough for him. He's getting absolutely tatered by Djokovic. Even BWFCI could confidently predict a straight sets victory here.

Surely it is embarrassing and an insult to tennis or summat to lose so badly?

[thebish]

Feel a bit sorry for this Reynolds lad. The game can't finish soon enough for him. He's getting absolutely tatered by Djokovic. Even BWFCI could confidently predict a straight sets victory here.

Surely it is embarrassing and an insult to tennis or summat to lose so badly?

it's beyond appalling...

[BWFC_Insane]

Feel a bit sorry for this Reynolds lad. The game can't finish soon enough for him. He's getting absolutely tatered by Djokovic. Even BWFCI could confidently predict a straight sets victory here.

I might have tried to reverse jinx it but don't even think my powers stretch that far.

[Gary the Enfield]

surely it was always basically going to boil down to Murray vs Djokevitch (or however you choose to spell it!)

You could try Moray or Murrey but I think your version is the tried and tested.

[TANGODANCER]

Janowicz just served at 139 mph. Looks the business, this lad.

[mrkint]

Really good player. Will be top ten soon i wager. Probably the biggest threat to murray in his half.

Also, just checked the world record - there's some guy in the futures tour who serves at 164mph :O

[TANGODANCER]

Murray takes the first set 6-2. Playing sound, but I'd like to see a few more first serves a bit better. Easy to talk I suppose. Early days.

[BWFC_Insane]

Murray takes the first set 6-2. Playing sound, but I'd like to see a few more first serves a bit better. Easy to talk I suppose. Early days.

Playing sound? Jesus Christ that's setting a high standard.

Murray is absolutely taking the fecking piss out of Robredo at this current moment in time.

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

[TANGODANCER]

Murray takes the first set 6-2. Playing sound, but I'd like to see a few more first serves a bit better. Easy to talk I suppose. Early days.

Playing sound? Jesus Christ that's setting a high standard.

Murray is absolutely taking the fecking piss out of Robredo at this current moment in time.

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

Do forgive my lack of tennis expertise. No doubt I'll improve as it goes on.

[seanworth]

Murray takes the first set 6-2. Playing sound, but I'd like to see a few more first serves a bit better. Easy to talk I suppose. Early days.

Playing sound? Jesus Christ that's setting a high standard.

Murray is absolutely taking the fecking piss out of Robredo at this current moment in time.

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

Do forgive my lack of tennis expertise. No doubt I'll improve as it goes on.

Don't worry Tango I predict you'll be ace by the third set.

[Bruce Rioja]

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

Oh don't be coming around here with your caveats, disclaimers and damage limitation exercises. You'll be citing force majeure next.

Murray in straight sets.

[BWFC_Insane]

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

Oh don't be coming around here with your caveats, disclaimers and damage limit exercises. You'll be citing force majeure next.

Murray in straight sets.

I was merely saying that was the situation at the time in case some smart Alec comes along if Murray has a wobble.....

[Montreal Wanderer]

Murray takes the first set 6-2. Playing sound, but I'd like to see a few more first serves a bit better. Easy to talk I suppose. Early days.

Playing sound? Jesus Christ that's setting a high standard.

Murray is absolutely taking the fecking piss out of Robredo at this current moment in time.

It's complete domination.

At the moment at least. Things can change of course.

Do forgive my lack of tennis expertise. No doubt I'll improve as it goes on.

I doubt it - I mean you've been watching Wimbledon since an Englishman won it and still cannot recognize complete domination. Shocking.

[Bruce Rioja]

Straight sets generally refers to a gubbing, and it was far from that. Djokovic winning in straight sets last night was a gubbing, but Murray had it far from his own way in the 2nd and 3rd (Didn't see the 1st).

[BWFC_Insane]

Straight sets generally refers to a gubbing, and it was far from that. Djokovic winning in straight sets last night was a gubbing, but Murray had it far from his own way in the 2nd and 3rd (Didn't see the 1st).

Robredo played at his absolute maximum. And Murray still won comfortably in about 3rd gear would be my assessment.

1st set was an absolute crushing. Robredo stepped it up after that, but still barely a contest.

[Bruce Rioja]

Straight sets generally refers to a gubbing, and it was far from that. Djokovic winning in straight sets last night was a gubbing, but Murray had it far from his own way in the 2nd and 3rd (Didn't see the 1st).

Robredo played at his absolute maximum. And Murray still won comfortably in about 3rd gear would be my assessment.

1st set was an absolute crushing. Robredo stepped it up after that, but still barely a contest.

Yep, nearly every game going with serve = barely a contest.