TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by mrkint » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:12 pm

Who let that tiara-wearing shire horse on to the pitch?!

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:12 pm

Andy Waller wrote:Take it away..
"Oh look, a ginger haired tosser"
"That's a mirror, boss"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by jaffka » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:07 pm

Why has Jussi just thrown it out to Gretar? Hoof the feckin ball up!

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:44 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:47 pm

Andy Waller wrote:Take it away..
"See him there ? .... Him .... him ..... he "knows football" he does !!"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:40 pm

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So that's decking to the right, begonias round the border and the water feature is going over here...
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:18 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Take it away..
"Oh look, a ginger haired tosser"
"That's a mirror, boss"
Well done, you're the winner!

I pass the baton to you..
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:49 am

Andy Waller wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Take it away..
"Oh look, a ginger haired tosser"
"That's a mirror, boss"
Well done, you're the winner!

I pass the baton to you..
Oh My God, thank you very much, I'd like to thank my family, without whom I wouldn't be alive, and my agent, and my schoolfriends...

You'll have to wait a couple of hours for a new picture though, I've got no idea how to post a piccy from my phone, and my mate who does know won't be here till this afternoon...so bear with me.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:59 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Take it away..
"Oh look, a ginger haired tosser"
"That's a mirror, boss"
Well done, you're the winner!

I pass the baton to you..
Oh My God, thank you very much, I'd like to thank my family, without whom I wouldn't be alive, and my agent, and my schoolfriends...

You'll have to wait a couple of hours for a new picture though, I've got no idea how to post a piccy from my phone, and my mate who does know won't be here till this afternoon...so bear with me.
You could suggest a Google image search phrase and we could post the 7th picture in the results on your behalf. Do bear in mind I live in a country that some Google searches could get me in a lot of trouble :|

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:20 am

Here you go...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:24 am

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Henrik Pederson and Martin Petrov had let themselves go a bit...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:29 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Here you go...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:34 am

:lol: two good entries already, the standard is high.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:36 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Here you go...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Raven » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:04 pm

psssst wanna buy an invisible dog?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by mrkint » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:22 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Prufrock » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:13 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:35 pm

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... crackle, crackle ... and now the classified football results read for the first time by Charlotte Green

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:37 pm

^ ahhh! the king of TW caption threads makes a welcome return - and bang on form as ever! 8)

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