Joke thread
Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em
-
- Dedicated
- Posts: 1469
- Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:05 pm
Re: Joke thread
What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you're a raving homosexual.
Telling your parents you're a raving homosexual.
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
-
- Icon
- Posts: 4141
- Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:28 pm
Re: Joke thread
Andy Waller wrote:What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you're a raving homosexual.
They're dirty, they're filthy, they're never gonna last.
Poor man last, rich man first.
Poor man last, rich man first.
Re: Joke thread
TALKING BALLS AS ALWAYS
-
- Legend
- Posts: 8046
- Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 9:25 am
- Location: Bolton
Re: Joke thread
You're a rollerblader, aren't you?davroduk wrote:
- Montreal Wanderer
- Immortal
- Posts: 12942
- Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
- Location: Montreal, Canada
Re: Joke thread
Over here, Grunto, in those months when we have no ice, hockey players go out on roller blades with sticks and a tennis ball. It can be a pretty rough game. I'm not sure the joke would be understood here (indeed it is a little over my head).Annoyed Grunt wrote:You're a rollerblader, aren't you?davroduk wrote:
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
Re: Joke thread
I wish my knees would let me roller blade.Annoyed Grunt wrote:You're a rollerblader, aren't you?davroduk wrote:
Does that mean that I wish I was gay ??
TALKING BALLS AS ALWAYS
- Harry Genshaw
- Legend
- Posts: 9130
- Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
- Location: Half dead in Panama
Re: Joke thread
Sore knees prevent you from roller blading? That's possibly the campest thing ever said on here!davroduk wrote:I wish my knees would let me roller blade.Annoyed Grunt wrote:You're a rollerblader, aren't you?davroduk wrote:
Does that mean that I wish I was gay ??
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
- Dujon
- Passionate
- Posts: 3340
- Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:37 am
- Location: Australia, near Sydney, NSW
- Contact:
Re: Joke thread
Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
-
- Immortal
- Posts: 19597
- Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
- Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
- Contact:
Re: Joke thread
Must just not be an antipodean thing Dujon. That made me laugh.Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Re: Joke thread
The picture is showing the father just wanting the baby to be quiet.Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
Re: Joke thread
maybe you oz blokes are different! s'just a giggle at the different ways men and women play with babies... here's a guy thinking - "Oooh, if I do that, the baby makes a very funny face! let's see how funny I can make that baby's face look!" A woman wouldn't be so childish and immature!Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
Re: Joke thread
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
- Dujon
- Passionate
- Posts: 3340
- Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:37 am
- Location: Australia, near Sydney, NSW
- Contact:
Re: Joke thread
Sorry, lads. Like the klepto, jaffka, I did take it a bit more sensitively than I should have done. Cheers.
-
- Legend
- Posts: 6343
- Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:45 pm
Re: Joke thread
My mrs has this sexual fantasy where she is shagged by Freddy Krueger!
She often just lies back and thinks of Englund.
She often just lies back and thinks of Englund.
-
- Legend
- Posts: 8046
- Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 9:25 am
- Location: Bolton
Re: Joke thread
General Mannerheim wrote:My mrs has this sexual fantasy where she is shagged by Freddy Krueger!
She often just lies back and thinks of Englund.
-
- Legend
- Posts: 6343
- Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:45 pm
Re: Joke thread
Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
-
- Immortal
- Posts: 14096
- Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm
Re: Joke thread
Just text it to my mate.General Mannerheim wrote:Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
He replied "why does she think that? If you need to talk mate give us a ring"
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
-
- Immortal
- Posts: 19597
- Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
- Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
- Contact:
Re: Joke thread
Ha !boltonboris wrote:Just text it to my mate.General Mannerheim wrote:Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
He replied "why does she think that? If you need to talk mate give us a ring"
Or maybe he's mean and they actually do use paper plates ???
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Re: Joke thread
Like it. And that's why he said 'give us a ring'. Not on his phone bill.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 55 guests