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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:54 am

The Blackburn supporter got their too late to hump a sheep and had to settle for his sister. 8)
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Post by blurred » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:26 am

Seacombe's just havana laugh

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Post by Gertie » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:37 am

The West Ham fans relaxed after the traditional "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".

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Post by blurred » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:40 am

Bill Oddie's sold me a wrong 'un. This gibbon's more funny than funky...

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:46 am

Gertie wrote:The West Ham fans relaxed after the traditional "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".
Winner for combining west ham, bestiality and michael jackson.
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Post by Gertie » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:20 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Gertie wrote:The West Ham fans relaxed after the traditional "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".
Winner for combining west ham, bestiality and michael jackson.
Ooooh thanks my Commie pal, I'll browse this lunch for the next picture.

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Post by Gertie » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:59 pm

Okey dokey for your considered thoughts....

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:02 pm

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"Hey Becks, you told me that you shaved your muff!!!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:23 pm

Sven: "i'm sick of seeing people's balls in the jacuzzi"

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:26 pm

"posh" - hmmm I always thought Sven must have a massive cock to pull those women, how wrong was i?
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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:41 pm

Is that the bung you was talking about, Sven? 8)
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Post by blurred » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:19 pm

Sven: Alright, who pinched my back scrubber and replaced it with these leaves?

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:28 pm

David, when I said "bring a rough slapper" I meant some birch leaves not Victoria.
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Post by blurred » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:30 pm

David opens his legs seductively to reveal his golden balls have swollen, turned white, and one of them's dropped...

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Post by Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:53 pm

Beckham with wrinkled old gizz muffin .... and Sven
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:35 am

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Sven's latest steamy revelation turned out to be a complete let down....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:01 am

Gertie wrote:Okey dokey for your considered thoughts....

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Posh and Beckham lookalikes entrap Sven into revealing his Swedish masochistic techniques.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:23 am

who say's being England manager is like living in a goldfish bowl?
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Post by Backgammon » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:52 pm

Gertie wrote:Okey dokey for your considered thoughts....

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Beckham's saying;

'Sven, I don't care how they celebrate quitting a job in your country. Put down the branch and step away from my wife...'

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Post by Gertie » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:32 pm

blurred wrote:David opens his legs seductively to reveal his golden balls have swollen, turned white, and one of them's dropped...
The £3million net contract goes to Blurred for peaking at the Golden Balls

Well done and your go!

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