The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by Always hopeful » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:25 pm

I remember my Dad warning me about "boggarts". Whatever they were, the thought of them used to scare the living daylights out of me. You don't here much talk of them these days.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:31 pm

Always hopeful wrote:I remember my Dad warning me about "boggarts". Whatever they were, the thought of them used to scare the living daylights out of me. You don't here much talk of them these days.
With an Irish dad, it was Leprechauns at our house, oh, and banshees. Neither was as worrying as "Jimmy Leather", a belt hung up on a nail beside the cupboard. :(
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:33 pm

Always hopeful wrote:I remember my Dad warning me about "boggarts". Whatever they were, the thought of them used to scare the living daylights out of me. You don't here much talk of them these days.
I always thought of them as being small and green and nasty, in fact boggarts, bogeymen, and bogies all had a distinctly green quality to them.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:34 pm

We just used to get "Pack that in, you little nice person, else I'll knock you spark out". :?
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:06 pm

Reading about General Mannerheim's planned trip home .... anyone remember "soft as my pocket" ??
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Post by thebish » Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:47 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Reading about General Mannerheim's planned trip home .... anyone remember "soft as my pocket" ??
that was just your uncle, Bobo...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:02 pm

"Put a sock in it" has been around forever, as "since Adam was a lad"
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:11 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Reading about General Mannerheim's planned trip home .... anyone remember "soft as my pocket" ??
that was just your uncle, Bobo...
:oops: .... Oh .... :oops: .... my ..... :oops: .... God !!!

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:29 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:"Put a sock in it" has been around forever, as "since Adam was a lad"
Actually 'put a sock in it' has only been around since the early 20th century and of questionable origin. Some suggest it was a way of muting the early gramophones that had no volume control (which sounds like an urban legend to me). Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him. Adam was a lad a little before that. :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:37 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:"Put a sock in it" has been around forever, as "since Adam was a lad"
Actually 'put a sock in it' has only been around since the early 20th century and of questionable origin. Some suggest it was a way of muting the early gramophones that had no volume control (which sounds like an urban legend to me). Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him. Adam was a lad a little before that. :wink:
Er, yes, even at my age that's forever Monty. :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:04 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:"Put a sock in it" has been around forever, as "since Adam was a lad"
Actually 'put a sock in it' has only been around since the early 20th century and of questionable origin. Some suggest it was a way of muting the early gramophones that had no volume control (which sounds like an urban legend to me). Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him. Adam was a lad a little before that. :wink:
Er, yes, even at my age that's forever Monty. :wink:
Yes, I hear our younger members use the phrase 'since Tango was a lad' to mean much the same sort of thing. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:47 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him.
I remember Alan Partridge advising Conrad Knight to "Put a Conrad Knight sock in it" on Knowing Me, Knowing You! :?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him.
I remember Alan Partridge advising Conrad Knight to "Put a Conrad Knight sock in it" on Knowing Me, Knowing You! :?
:oops: Never heard of Alan or the show - I referred, of course, to the lexicographer of English slang, Eric Partridge.
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Post by Andy Waller » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:04 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him.
I remember Alan Partridge advising Conrad Knight to "Put a Conrad Knight sock in it" on Knowing Me, Knowing You! :?
"I said Old Lady, please don't die... and I enclosed a pair of Conrad Knight socks.."
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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:05 am

Boggarts were the inhabitants and workers of the Sabden treacle mines on Pendle Hill.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:20 am

If a stranger came to the door and I asked me Mam who it was,and she didn't want to say, she would reply
''Iggy wi' t' rag arm.''

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:37 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him.
I remember Alan Partridge advising Conrad Knight to "Put a Conrad Knight sock in it" on Knowing Me, Knowing You! :?
:oops: Never heard of Alan or the show - I referred, of course, to the lexicographer of English slang, Eric Partridge.
Knowing Me, Knowing You was really rather good Monty.
Unfortunately the show never had a second series commissioned as Alan tragically shot and killed guest Forbes McAllister live on air during the last show, leaving his career in tatters. I'm surprised it never made the news over in Canada tbh.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:26 am

Andy Waller wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Partridge suggests military usage from WW1 and I'd go with him.
I remember Alan Partridge advising Conrad Knight to "Put a Conrad Knight sock in it" on Knowing Me, Knowing You! :?
"I said Old Lady, please don't die... and I enclosed a pair of Conrad Knight socks.."
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:49 am

That's three things that have whooshed on by.

1) Iggy o' t' rag arm ?????
2) Alan knowing me dead McAllister ??????????????????????????
3) Conrad Knight socks ????????????????????????????????????????????????

And no, I don't want any explanations thanks, I'm happy in my total ignorance.
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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:18 am

Thar really should familiarise thissen wi' Partridge, Spotty.

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