Jodie Marsh

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Been picked up more times than a Biffa skip. (This is an original that will become famous)

she's had more cocks than Bernard Matthews

she's been entered by more pricks than the Big Brother House

she'd been entered more times than the London Marathon

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:10 pm

Had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Like throwing a welly up an alley

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:16 pm

Had more through her than the Mersey tunnel.

Walks round with a mattress strapped to her back, in case she meets anyone she knows.

Has studs on her elbows to stop her slipping on the cobbles when it's wet (a bit old that one)

Has a fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

Like throwing a banana in the Albert Hall.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:20 pm

Clunge like a clown's pocket

jmjhb · Post by **jmjhb** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:58 pm

Labyrinth.. what an awesome film.

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