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Post by Andy Waller » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:05 am

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

Telling your parents you're a raving homosexual.
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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:42 am

Andy Waller wrote:What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

Telling your parents you're a raving homosexual.
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Post by davroduk » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:34 pm

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:46 pm

davroduk wrote::conf:
You're a rollerblader, aren't you?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:18 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
davroduk wrote::conf:
You're a rollerblader, aren't you?
Over here, Grunto, in those months when we have no ice, hockey players go out on roller blades with sticks and a tennis ball. It can be a pretty rough game. I'm not sure the joke would be understood here (indeed it is a little over my head).
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Post by davroduk » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:09 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
davroduk wrote::conf:
You're a rollerblader, aren't you?
I wish my knees would let me roller blade.

Does that mean that I wish I was gay ??
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:29 pm

davroduk wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
davroduk wrote::conf:
You're a rollerblader, aren't you?
I wish my knees would let me roller blade.

Does that mean that I wish I was gay ??
Sore knees prevent you from roller blading? That's possibly the campest thing ever said on here!
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Post by thebish » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:34 pm

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Post by Dujon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:06 am

Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:22 am

Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
Must just not be an antipodean thing Dujon. That made me laugh.
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Post by jaffka » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:33 am

Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
The picture is showing the father just wanting the baby to be quiet.
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Post by thebish » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:21 am

Dujon wrote:Are we supposed to laugh, thebish? Perhaps the joke's gone over my head.
maybe you oz blokes are different! s'just a giggle at the different ways men and women play with babies... here's a guy thinking - "Oooh, if I do that, the baby makes a very funny face! let's see how funny I can make that baby's face look!" A woman wouldn't be so childish and immature!
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Post by jaffka » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:37 pm

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Post by Dujon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:50 pm

Sorry, lads. Like the klepto, jaffka, I did take it a bit more sensitively than I should have done. Cheers.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:32 pm

My mrs has this sexual fantasy where she is shagged by Freddy Krueger!

She often just lies back and thinks of Englund.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:30 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:My mrs has this sexual fantasy where she is shagged by Freddy Krueger!

She often just lies back and thinks of Englund.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:53 pm

Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:15 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
Just text it to my mate.

He replied "why does she think that? If you need to talk mate give us a ring"

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:36 pm

boltonboris wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Mrs is fuming, we’ve just had a massive row in the kitchen because she says im tight?
She’s in there now ripping the plates in half!
Just text it to my mate.

He replied "why does she think that? If you need to talk mate give us a ring"

:doh:
Ha !

Or maybe he's mean and they actually do use paper plates ???
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:38 pm

Like it. And that's why he said 'give us a ring'. Not on his phone bill.
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