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Post by boltonboris » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:12 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Had..

more cocks than Bernard Mathews

more pricks than a pin cushion

more sausage than a fat German
a clout like a magicians hat.
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Post by blurred » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:25 pm

More pricks than a second hand dartboard, more semen than the royal navy, more rides than lester piggott, fanny like a windsock...
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Post by warthog » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:29 pm

More through her than the Mersey Tunnel.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:32 pm

been battered around the ring more times than Frank Bruno
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

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Post by cowdrill » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:34 pm

god almighty


you bunch of sexist w*nkers! :evil:



anyways, i prefer Gemma Atkinson

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Post by thebish » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:35 pm

OK - can we get back to the petty name-calling now - I'm feeling queasy.. :vomit:
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:39 pm

cowdrill wrote:god almighty


you bunch of sexist w*nkers! :evil:



anyways, i prefer Gemma Atkinson

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the world's most unnecessary boob-job.

this was before...

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Post by cowdrill » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:45 pm

NOOOOO!! it was worth it!


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sweet jesus :shock:
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:47 pm

Sunday mornings for the hollyoaks omnibus where sweet then!! :mrgreen:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:51 pm

Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:56 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
I've said it before and I'll say it again....

I still would
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:00 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
so the idea of her and another girl does nothing for you???? :shock: :shock:
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Post by blurred » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:04 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
so the idea of her and another girl does nothing for you???? :shock: :shock:
Think someone needs to explain this to him...
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:35 pm

warthog wrote:
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communistworkethic wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:ah right, heard it but the association just didn't twig as it's clearly nonsense. Jordan, however, is a perfect example of this
Jordan is the opposite of a BOBFOC, i would say she is more BOCFOB
??? she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!! She's been entered more time than the London marathon and must have a flange like wizard's sleeve by now.
It'll be like throwing a sausage up Deansgate I reckon, she does nothing for me... Still would though
Or a banana into the Albert Hall.

Keep 'em coming.
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Post by cowdrill » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:03 pm

HAHAHA!!! :D
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Post by Bench » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:38 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
so the idea of her and another girl does nothing for you???? :shock: :shock:
Leave off commie.

He's only a wee lad. Still growing up in the world he is. :mrgreen:
Smarties have answers.....
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:01 am

Bench wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
so the idea of her and another girl does nothing for you???? :shock: :shock:
Leave off commie.

He's only a wee lad. Still growing up in the world he is. :mrgreen:
I'm twenty years old, ffs. These comments are going to have to stop, or I'm telling my mum.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:27 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Bench wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Always thought she had a bit of deep voice, and now I see she has a lesbian's haircut... bad call Cowdrill.
so the idea of her and another girl does nothing for you???? :shock: :shock:
Leave off commie.

He's only a wee lad. Still growing up in the world he is. :mrgreen:
I'm twenty years old, ffs. These comments are going to have to stop, or I'm telling my mum.
Here you go.....

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though I'm still recovering from these...

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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:36 am

Plastic women pretending to be lesbians??? run along boys and buy your copies of Loaded - if you're really lucky there might be a picture of an airbrushed tart in a thong... :roll:
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:44 am

thebish wrote:Plastic women pretending to be lesbians??? run along boys and buy your copies of Loaded - if you're really lucky there might be a picture of an airbrushed tart in a thong... :roll:

ooh get you Mr Mature. :roll:

Would you prefer some pics of dungaree wearing proper "right on" lesbians?

You don't have to read the thread, now run along and buy your copy of the Guardian, there's probably a good piece in there about how it's a bad thing to be a man and thrashing yourself with birch twigs should be done daily as punishment for having a Y chromosome.
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