TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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"Ken's Frankfurter on the BBQ tonight ..... & lovely fresh black pudding tomorrow" thought Barbie.
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Rufus, the faithful puppy, had always longed for fresh meat, but this was ridiculous.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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I suppose if I'm having the kebab tonight I'd better pop his cock in the freezer.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Ken's suggestion that he spent a weekend with his mates down London for the semi final had not gone down well.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Got my partner to think of this

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Mrs Megson lost her patience during her husbands gardening leave.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:45 am

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OK Barbie you win. If you insist on leaving the toilet seat down it's no big deal.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:04 pm

Ken's attempt at auto-erotic asphyxiation had gone horribly, horribly wrong.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by jaffka » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:24 pm

Always do the washing up when its Barbie's blob week
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Prufrock » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:29 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:21 pm

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Aileen Wournos on Celebrity Masterchef was starting to look like a bad idea
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Is there anything Katie Price wouldn't do to get on the front page of The Sun?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:38 pm

When Barbie announced she was 'giving head' for starters, this wasn't what her guests had in mind.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by keveh » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:44 pm

I said Cycle Barbie, not Psycho Barbie!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:55 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by General Mannerheim » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:52 pm

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Aileen Wournos on Celebrity Masterchef was starting to look like a bad idea
Harry Genshaw wins first AND second with this and the lads at wembley efforts!
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