Checkmate...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

After suffering what Monty calls a brainfart, I've just been (royally) stuffed by Irn Pru. And he's gone from unrated to some rating of International GrandMaster Genius on 14000 points!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

two brainfarts in one day... this time I did a spectacular feck up against kinty.

[thebish]

"I must learn not to play chess when I've had a few beers"
repeat until lesson sinks in....

you steadfastly and stubbornly REFUSED to make any moves against me whilst under the influence! you were doing so well!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

"I must learn not to play chess when I've had a few beers"
repeat until lesson sinks in....

you steadfastly and stubbornly REFUSED to make any moves against me whilst under the influence! you were doing so well!!

I'm not only inconsistent in my resolve, I'm inconsistent in my inconsistency...

[Jakerbeef]

Why do I never get Drunk Spotty?

I'm doing well in half the games I've got open, and if I don't win those my rating will be so low defeat will no longer matter. Mwuhaha.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

that's the filthiest insult I've heard anyone offer in ages.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

that's the filthiest insult I've heard anyone offer in ages.

Oh dear, it wasn't meant to be insulting - perhaps my Latin is a little rusty.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

that's the filthiest insult I've heard anyone offer in ages.

Oh dear, it wasn't meant to be insulting - perhaps my Latin is a little rusty.

I was just joking...

[bwfcdan94]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

I can only really play in the afternoon so lets crack on.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I will be moving from now on more regularly MW.

Bran flakes or not you owe me two moves. Remember I don't play in your morning and you are asleep in my evening, so carpe the half diem.

I can only really play in the afternoon so lets crack on.

Still your move

[Montreal Wanderer]

Some random and unrated Pole called pawlo7 announced he'd play me by email. He didn't challenge me and I didn't accept a challenge. The starting board has now got put up with the others I am playing (he is white). How can I get rid of it and him?

[thebish]

Some random and unrated Pole called pawlo7 announced he'd play me by email. He didn't challenge me and I didn't accept a challenge. The starting board has now got put up with the others I am playing (he is white). How can I get rid of it and him?

invade Poland?

[bwfcdan94]

Mr Kint just beat me in 9 moves .

[bwfcdan94]

Now I have lost to LLS as well. Well done to the both of you.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Mr Kint just beat me in 9 moves .

Is that a record? No, wait....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Mr Kint just beat me in 9 moves .

Is that a record? No, wait....

I think I checkmated Jakerbeef in eight the other day.

I've just played a game with some Canadian who is hacking the system... not only was every single one of his moves instantaneous in response to mine but his rating was unrated until I lost, and then it became 1433. But if you look at all his previous games he was rated Unrated before and 1433 now - all of them. What is the point of what is obviously a hack? Probably one of these Anonymous tossers... Well just feck off.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Mr Kint just beat me in 9 moves .

Is that a record? No, wait....

I think I checkmated Jakerbeef in eight the other day.

I've just played a game with some Canadian who is hacking the system... not only was every single one of his moves instantaneous in response to mine but his rating was unrated until I lost, and then it became 1433. But if you look at all his previous games he was rated Unrated before and 1433 now - all of them. What is the point of what is obviously a hack? Probably one of these Anonymous tossers... Well just feck off.

Don't tell me you played the infamous Logan Becker of Smithers, B.C? I was kidding with the 'wait' as I had just mated Dan in 7.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

In 7. Are you too a Canadian member of Anonymous?...

[Montreal Wanderer]

In 7. Are you too a Canadian member of Anonymous?...

No, it is simply that Dan has learned the moves but not yet the strategy. You will doubtless be pleased to know I will shortly lose to kinty. Oddly he didn't deserve the win and gets it because I committed a monumental blunder of epic and Spotty-like proportions (overlooked the bishop on the long diagonal - quel surpris - and went a piece down for nothing). This makes up for the other times kinty deserved the win against me but didn't get it. What comes around, etc.