TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:08 pm

bloody norah!!! this thread dies for several years - I revive it - and now I'm pestered over a few days!!! ok - ok - photo coming up - but you'd better be ready with some fecking ace captions you mardy blighters!!!
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Enoch » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:40 am

The officer was at a loss as to which law the spider was breaking.

He just knew there would be one.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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The Met's new policy of "Stop and Bag" was controversial
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Post by Beefheart » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:35 am

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'Top detectives go deep undercover to investigate the mob's waste management operations'
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A police spokesman confirmed that Vivienne Westwood was the chief suspect.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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thebish wrote:Image
When Hoboh's missus asked for a Bvlgari bag for her birthday, this wasn't what she had in mind.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Tyrone Mears and his agent's attitude to the latest loan proposal was proving to be problematic, but Dougie thought of a way to move things along.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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thebish wrote:Image

Anti terrorist police swoop to capture Bin-bag Laden.
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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The tarring part went really well. Now, if only they remembered to bring the feathers......
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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"...*crackle* ...and even stranger, Sarge, one of them has his socks on over his shoes..."
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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"...when you said they'd been bagged for evidence..."
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:27 pm

Is 'Raoul Moat gets his bins out on time' too soon?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:29 am

Andy Waller wrote:
thebish wrote:Image

Anti terrorist police swoop to capture Bin-bag Laden.

Andy is the clear winner! over to you...
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:25 pm

I've got the hump about the result but I'll cheer myself up with my favourite photo ever..
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by jaffka » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:31 pm

God Save The Queen
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:34 pm

Hands up who's for a foursome....
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:37 pm

Nice to see one, to see one, nice.
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