MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:01 pm

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hisroyalgingerness wrote:chapter 1 and already a ginger boy is getting bullied. The Ginger Commission will read the development of this tragic tale with interest
How come you lot get a ginger commission to look out for you? It's not fair! Who's fighting my corner, eh? I demand a George Clooney look-a-likey commission ASAP.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:02 pm

Bench wrote:Its becoming quite clear that Ratbert's literary effort is poorly researched, eh Monts? :wink:
Not at all - I feel certain the protagonist was referring to Gertie's knee britches - nothing more. She was dirty because she always falls off her bicycle.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:03 pm

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Bench wrote:Its becoming quite clear that Ratbert's literary effort is poorly researched, eh Monts? :wink:
Not at all - I feel certain the protagonist was referring to Gertie's knee britches - nothing more. She was dirty because she always falls off her bicycle.
Nothing more!!!!!

Now that does paint quite a picture!! :D
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:38 am

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TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I'm thinking that I need some work on how I'm perceived by others :oops:

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:50 pm

ooh ooh ooh what part do I get? It's quite sad to be this over-excited isn't it? :mrgreen:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:02 pm

Henrik's fan club wrote:ooh ooh ooh what part do I get? It's quite sad to be this over-excited isn't it? :mrgreen:
I think you be the corpse found in Chapter 1. Enjoy your moment of glory. :wink: Just kidding. I fully anticpate being the corpse myself.
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Post by blurred » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:37 pm

That honour must surely befall the outsider though, eh Monty? :)
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:39 pm

blurred wrote:That honour must surely befall the outsider though, eh Monty? :)
Who? C>D? Works for me.
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:04 pm

blurred wrote:That honour must surely befall the outsider though, eh Monty? :)
The outsider? You make us sound like some insular cult......ahem..... :clique:
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by ratbert » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 am

I know you can't wait for Part One but... I'm having to postpone it 24 hours, as there's shedloads I've got to do work-wise today...
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:17 am

ratbert wrote:I know you can't wait for Part One but... I'm having to postpone it 24 hours, as there's shedloads I've got to do work-wise today...
Frankly I don't think it's good enough, Ratty. SOTWA never messed us about like this when he was in the driving seat. :wink2:
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Post by ratbert » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:16 pm

Ignoring the comment from the horse (makes mental note to plan grisly death for his character) part one is up, with part two Monday:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:43 pm

:shock:
Someone, somewhere is about to die on Monday. :conf: Could it be the horse? If so, please no more statues - we had to knock the last one down.
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Post by ratbert » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:11 pm

Well, a murder has been committed. But to whom? Find out now, in part two of Murder in Wandererville...
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Post by Gertie » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:12 pm

Ooooh I'm half scared to read the next bit... It's all very dark and mysterious!!!!!!!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:54 pm

At least it looked like a cigar
Quality!! :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:21 pm

FFS!!! Two chapters in and I'm doing an Elvis impression - fat and dead on the toilet.
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Post by blurred » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:14 pm

Nice to see me paired up with the lovely ladies (beats being a blind goalkeeper, anyway) :D
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:41 pm

Er, it was all in fun of course when I made you a sly, weasly villain called "Bert the Rat" in the cowboy novel...er, mate. Please keep that in mind. :mrgreen:
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:41 pm

Had I known I was going to be portrayed as CWE's crevice-wallah, there's no way I'd have posted the following...
Little Green Man wrote:Don't normally like doing 'I'd just like to agree with the previous caller' type posts, but...

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