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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:48 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Hey, Horse. Dig these dancers and weep :P :P :P
FINALLY!!! :grin:
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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:48 pm

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TANGODANCER wrote:Hey, Horse. Dig these dancers and weep :P :P :P
8) Nice moves!
Still doesn't beat a little red whistling horse though! :P
or a fighting monkey
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:51 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Hey, Horse. Dig these dancers and weep :P :P :P
FINALLY!!! :grin:
Perseverence won the day Soldier. :P :P :wink:

Have to fess up and say Soldier found the midget tango dancers for me.
Cheers amigo! I'm keepin em for good now :P :P
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Post by blurred » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:21 am

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At 27 Acacia Road, Eric began to suspect that his neighbour was taking the piss... (think about it ;) )
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:17 am

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At 27 Acacia Road, Eric began to suspect that his neighbour was taking the piss... (think about it ;) )
Despite no one spotting the obvious !Little Big Horn" link, I'm going to give this one to our guest Scouser. Over to you
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Post by blurred » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:41 am

Ladies and Gentlemen do your worst:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:49 am

blurred wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen do your worst:

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"For fcuk's sake, the lot of you. It isnt made of pigskin or cowhide. I't's genuine vynil, see, there,made in Korea"
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Post by keveh » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:11 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
blurred wrote:Image

At 27 Acacia Road, Eric began to suspect that his neighbour was taking the piss... (think about it ;) )
Despite no one spotting the obvious !Little Big Horn" link, I'm going to give this one to our guest Scouser. Over to you
Blurred. :P :P
Well that's just not fair, he stole his idea from me!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:12 pm

keveh wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
blurred wrote:Image

At 27 Acacia Road, Eric began to suspect that his neighbour was taking the piss... (think about it ;) )
Despite no one spotting the obvious !Little Big Horn" link, I'm going to give this one to our guest Scouser. Over to you
Blurred. :P :P
Well that's just not fair, he stole his idea from me!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:21 pm

[quote="keveh
Well that's just not fair, he stole his idea from me![/quote]

Since you are a black belt 5th Dan at images Keveh, I figured Blurred needed the practise. :roll: :roll:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:21 pm

Come on Soldier, this one's just mad for you :P :P :P
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:44 pm

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Player in blue - "Excuse me, what did you say you were called again?"

"Me, Im Soldier of the...............Erm..................Army :shock: "
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:59 pm

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No No, we are bombing next Tuesday's match. This ball is safe.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:06 pm

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Some in Iraq are more nonchalent about bomb scares these days, which pocket their sandwiches are in, for example, being more important.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:05 pm

blurred wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen do your worst:

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Match note: To avoid crowd trouble the "home" end stand will be clearly signposted . The match ball will also be inspected by a neutral observer and in case the refree should become injured we have a replacement on hand. Good luck to our visitors.
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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:12 am

Right! Who's the comedian with the superglue? 8)
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Post by Gertie » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:19 pm

Gertie's memo to the FA with improvements to the game was misdirected to the Iraqi Football Association.


Memo:
Dear sir,

What you need to improve the game is a giant poster of your cutest player and men in uniform.

Much Love
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:28 pm

This is not an entry but the photo made me really curious. The football match is in Afghanistan between the Afghani national team and the international security forces. The soldier is described as:
Lance Corporal Clark, who collected the match ball at Old Trafford on 23 January, placed it on the centre-spot for the kick-off
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:33 pm

Any cance of a winner Blurred?
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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:54 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Any cance of a winner Blurred?
Aye, entries have seemed to dry up a bit, so shall go along with this one
Gravedigger wrote:Right! Who's the comedian with the superglue? 8)
Over to you :)
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