MOTD Presenters sent 'used bog roll' in the Post

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MOTD Presenters sent 'used bog roll' in the Post

Post by Batman » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:30 pm

:lol: OK COME ON NOW WHO WAS IT? OWN UP! :lol:
Match of the Day 2 presenter Adrian Chiles has confirmed that he is one of a number of BBC employers who have been sent soiled toilet paper in the post.


According to The Sun, 'police are investigating a string of packages posted to some of broadcasting's best-known names since mid-January.'


"I've had seven or eight lots," said WBA fan Chiles. "It's disgusting. The smell of someone else's s*** is not something you want first thing in the morning."


In a statement, the BBC refused to disclose the names of the other corporation staff who have also received the unwanted mail in recent weeks.


"We try to avoid commenting on individual cases because, very often, those sending such mail gain pleasure from publicity," it said. "When we can identify the sender of such materials, they can expect a visit from the police."

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:35 pm

How do they tell the difference from their scripts?

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:50 pm

Well, if they close in on him (her ??) they'll have plenty of DNA to test against !
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:00 am

One of the project managers in the place I used to work once received a turd in his post in the office, obviously from one of the engineers. It was horrific.

Obviously no one owned up to it.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:05 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:One of the project managers in the place I used to work once received a turd in his post in the office, obviously from one of the engineers. It was horrific.

Obviously no one owned up to it.
Easy ... get every employee to drop one & get 'em sampled. Don't know what your problem is.

That's said using my 30yrs Industrial Relations expertise !!
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Post by Penny » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:16 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:One of the project managers in the place I used to work once received a turd in his post in the office, obviously from one of the engineers. It was horrific.

Obviously no one owned up to it.
Do you want to sign your confession ? :D

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:27 pm

i can see the investigation now
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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:18 pm

Here he is
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Post by Porrohman » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 pm

It's disgusting. The smell of someone else's s*** is not something you want first thing in the morning."

welcome to my world you c.unt :roll: :roll:

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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:12 pm

suprised they went for him

he is probably the least offensive one of the lot

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:23 pm

Porrohman wrote:It's disgusting. The smell of someone else's s*** is not something you want first thing in the morning."

welcome to my world you c.unt :roll: :roll:
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