That knobhead tattooed Portsmouth fan with the cowbell

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:56 pm

^^^ KNOBHEAD ^^^

What an absolute knobhead, I hate him.

I want to take that bell and repeatedly smash it off his head.

I want to destroy his children so they don't grow up and take over from their dad as being the most annoying prick in the world.

There's only one thing that can make watching Chelsea worse, and that's watching Chelsea play with that constant f**king noise.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:56 pm

davroduk · Post by **davroduk** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:59 pm

Slash has let himself go these days.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:00 pm

davroduk wrote:Slash has let himself go these days.

MAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:50 pm

Thankfully, he was considerate enough to get himself drunk at Boro a few weeks before they played us last season. Meaning he, and his bell, were banned from the SoL.

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:45 am

I think he's good for the game. A true football fan who's the main reason why Portsmouth's fans are the best in the Premiership.

Ok, that bell might get annoying but so what? I'd rather have more of him than more West Stand Upper fans at our place.

Mansell Way · Post by **Mansell Way** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:33 am

Portsmouth are not the best fans in the Premiership by a long shot. They may have one nutter but they've really only got one song. You think they're better than Manu and Newcastle?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:36 am

Portsmouth fans are arseholes.

I thought the Newcastle away ones were better.

Though the Wet Spam ones gave me a chuckle

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:39 am

Newcastle go silent if they go a goal down. Ok, Man U fans are good but I still think Portsmouth are better.

Moral Eclipse · Post by **Moral Eclipse** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:57 pm

That bell does my head in. I saw the Portsmouth- Chelsea highlights, and that bell coupled with John Motson commentating is a really good reason to mute the tele!

scotty · Post by **scotty** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:13 pm

Can't stand that bloke or his bell, he's a total prick

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:27 pm

Epitaph wrote:Ok, that bell might get annoying but so what? I'd rather have more of him than more West Stand Upper fans at our place.

And what, might I ask, is wrong with people in the West Upper? If you can stop yourself from generalising for a bit you might like to try it sometime, you might be suprised!

Mixu Fattypieman · Post by **Mixu Fattypieman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:37 pm

I sat behind this guy when I went to an England match at OT a few years ago. What a nightmare.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:38 pm

You should have stamped on his fat fukin head.

Mixu Fattypieman · Post by **Mixu Fattypieman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:51 pm

Aye but I was younger then and was scared off by his body art and textbook ignorant Engalnd fan chanting...

Crouch > Davies · Post by **Crouch > Davies** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:34 pm

Batman wrote:

^^^ KNOBHEAD ^^^

What an absolute knobhead, I hate him.

I want to take that bell and repeatedly smash it off his head.

I want to destroy his children so they don't grow up and take over from their dad as being the most annoying prick in the world.

There's only one thing that can make watching Chelsea worse, and that's watching Chelsea play with that constant f**king noise.

That was a highly articulate outburst. And I totally agree.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Epitaph wrote:Ok, that bell might get annoying but so what? I'd rather have more of him than more West Stand Upper fans at our place.
And what, might I ask, is wrong with people in the West Upper? If you can stop yourself from generalising for a bit you might like to try it sometime, you might be suprised!

Shall we sing a song for you? Shaaaallll we sing a song for you?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:10 am

Epitaph wrote: A true football fan who's the main reason why Portsmouth's fans are the best in the Premiership.

Sorry, excuse me while I piss myself laughing. You don't get to many games, do you? F*cking hell, even Bolton fans are better than Pompey

While he doesn't half piss me off with his bell, I've had a good chat with the fella on a couple of occasions, and he is actually a really nice fella.

Still, I'd have that bell off him like a shot and tell him to f*ck off the Kop if he ever came to Anfield

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:26 pm

blurred wrote:
Epitaph wrote: A true football fan who's the main reason why Portsmouth's fans are the best in the Premiership.

Sorry, excuse me while I piss myself laughing. You don't get to many games, do you? F*cking hell, even Bolton fans are better than Pompey

While he doesn't half piss me off with his bell, I've had a good chat with the fella on a couple of occasions, and he is actually a really nice fella.

Still, I'd have that bell off him like a shot and tell him to f*ck off the Kop if he ever came to Anfield

Part-timer

Simmy · Post by **Simmy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm

Mansell Way wrote:think they're better than Manu and Newcastle?

Epitaph wrote:Ok, Man U fans are good

Whats wrong with you lot?