The Beast Doesn't Like It Up his Arse

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The Beast Doesn't Like It Up his Arse

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:50 am

Beast wrote:The teams from the north of England are terrible. When we play them I have counted their centre-backs booting up to 30 long balls upfield per game. The moment you stop to think, someone has taken the ball off you and knocked you to the ground. Over here they value a corner kick more than a fancy flick. I am lucky to be with Arsenal, as they are a team that likes to play proper football

hahahahaha, biggest compliment ever :mrgreen:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:50 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 570853.stm

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Post by Bench » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:53 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 570853.stm

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Wow.....

I've never seen a footballer give so many reasons as to why he is shite.
Smarties have answers.....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:54 am

It's almost like he's telling teacher :lol:




BULLYING, DON'T SUFFER IN SILENCE!!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:59 am

baptista wrote:I'm a big girl's blouse me. I'm incapable of either standing up for myself or being skillful enough to deal with any sort of physical attention from defenders. It's a relief I signed for a club where all the other players are big jessies too, otherwise they'd all take the mckey in the changing rooms and I'd cry.
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Post by officer_dibble » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:24 pm

How suprising this came from an Arsenal player...blub blub blub....funniest thing I've read in ages. The Beast?? The fukin big cunting nonce more like, what a big girls blouse. Shame he wont be around to abuse mercilessly next season.

Teams from the north of england? like the one topping the table and nobbing on everyone in sight? or the other team from Manchester who could probably do with a pansy like baptista to aid them in their 'roll over and die' quest? Why didn't he just have the bottle to say Bolton and Blackburn? Nonce!!!!
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:27 pm

It's a bugger this football, isn't it ?

You're there trying to play & some other bloke comes up & tries to stop you.

If they'd just leave me alone I could score hundreds of goals !!!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:40 pm

officer_dibble wrote:How suprising this came from an Arsenal player...blub blub blub....funniest thing I've read in ages. The Beast?? The fukin big cunting nonce more like, what a big girls blouse. Shame he wont be around to abuse mercilessly next season.

Teams from the north of england? like the one topping the table and nobbing on everyone in sight? or the other team from Manchester who could probably do with a pansy like baptista to aid them in their 'roll over and die' quest? Why didn't he just have the bottle to say Bolton and Blackburn? Nonce!!!!
and those reknowned bullies - Liverpool and Newcastle.

Ok I accept everton.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:06 pm

bobo the clown wrote:It's a bugger this football, isn't it ?

You're there trying to play & some other bloke comes up & tries to stop you.

If they'd just leave me alone I could score hundreds of goals !!!
and that's enough about his team mate, Diaby
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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:38 pm

Does this mean he's available in the summer?
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Post by cowdrill » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:41 pm

warra big fookin tart


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Post by officer_dibble » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:54 pm

wonder if now wenger might be off (due to dein) how many of the little faggot arsenal faithfull who bang on about our style of play might suddenly think 'hey that sam allardyce chap, he always gets results and doesn't by pufters, give him a go?'
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Post by Mich Caine » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:57 pm

Bench wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 570853.stm

full article
Wow.....

I've never seen a footballer give so many reasons as to why he is shite.
:lol:
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