What is your day job?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:48 am

I clean the cats eyes on the motorway, I get danger pay so it's all good

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:52 am

I'm The Stig.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:43 am

I'm Kaiser Soeze

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:19 am

I'm a grumbler.

I grumble at other drivers, I grumble at pedestrians, I grumble at employees, I grumble at colleagues, I grumble at "the sate of Britain today", I grumble at .... well, just about everything.

I have applied for a promtotion to being a cantakerer.

I aspire to become a fully fledged 'git' within 3 years.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:23 am

I squeeze the chamois for a one-armed window cleaner

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:59 am

Mich Caine wrote:
Epitaph wrote:Student and part time pizza flipper
You can't flip pizzas, the topping will go everywhere!

You want to see me flipping burgers, there is an art to it, and I am an artist.

I felt like I was missing out not using the world 'flipper'

Hopefully I'll be going on placement in the summer anyway, got two job interviews for marketing and HR positions

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:59 am

I erase lines on pictures and replace them with dot-to-dots for colouring books

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:01 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm The Stig.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:02 pm

i post here full time, though not as full as batman

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:02 pm

I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:02 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid

You're Prince Phillip?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:03 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid

Are you a closet West Ham supporter??

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:03 pm

warthog wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid
You're Prince Phillip?

Made me laugh out loud

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:04 pm

I test the internet to make sure it still works. Its alright at the moment.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:05 pm

warthog wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid
You're Prince Phillip?

not quite

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:05 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I move pieces of paper around and tell foreigners that they are stupid
Are you a closet West Ham supporter??

for daring to suggest such an awful thing

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:06 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I test the internet to make sure it still works. Its alright at the moment.

I supervise superjohnmcginlay.

He's doing his job ok.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:08 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I test the internet to make sure it still works. Its alright at the moment.
I supervise superjohnmcginlay.

He's doing his job ok.

i have a complaint. It didn't work last Monday at 7pm

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:10 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I test the internet to make sure it still works. Its alright at the moment.
I supervise superjohnmcginlay.

He's doing his job ok.
i have a complaint. It didn't work last Monday at 7pm

That's my fault. I was in the woods trying to catch a falling tree out. Superjohnmcginley and SOTWA were on their tea break. Sorry.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:13 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I test the internet to make sure it still works. Its alright at the moment.
I supervise superjohnmcginlay.

He's doing his job ok.
i have a complaint. It didn't work last Monday at 7pm
That's my fault. I was in the woods trying to catch a falling tree out. Superjohnmcginley and SOTWA were on their tea break. Sorry.

fair enough, all in a good cause

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