The Official You Tube/weird world thread.

[Hoboh]

On a par with "No Father Christmas"....

Cock Robin

[LeverEnd]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... an-8459224

Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade

[Always hopeful]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... an-8459224

Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade

No video? Boooooooooo!. What's the world coming to?

[Worthy4England]

Bennett [then] pulled his pants up then swung on a lamppost before looking at a reflection of himself in a window

Defending, Martin Jones said: ..."Clearly there are issues that need to be addressed."

No Sh*t...

[LeverEnd]

I think my favourite bit is 'He was also ordered to pay £50 compensation to the victim.'
Who to? Royal Mail?

[TANGODANCER]

He was also ordered to pay £50 compensation to the victim, £150 court costs and a £60 victim surcharge

Being?

[Prufrock]

Presumably the poor c*nt who had to open a jizz-stained letter at the end of it.

[jaffka]

The victim surcharge is used to support victim and witness support groups. One of the ways the criminal justice process has supposed to have been made victim focused. That's another discussion though.

[clapton is god]

HaHa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[clapton is god]

[Prufrock]

I've been killing myself at this

[Worthy4England]

I've been killing myself at this

I know you said you were house hunting with the GF - if there's any of this you're still unsure of, send us a PM, I'll try and help explain.

Can't believe none of the adults managed to get the word "funbags" into their explanation.

[Prufrock]

[LeverEnd]

This amused me more than it should!

[thebish]

creepily weird - but strangely moreish!!

[Gary the Enfield]

Now we know what Lofthouse Lower's* been up to this past while.

*(Kids ask your mum)

[KeyserSoze]

Giant leech swallows worm (ooh er)

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141014 ... giant-worm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

enjoy your nightmares!

[a1]

Now we know what Lofthouse Lower's* been up to this past while.

*(Kids ask your mum)

couldve be 90% of anyone on here before the great mass twitter emigration of 2010*.

nowadays it'd only be someone off here if they were doing a chinface version of the merchant of venice**.

*approx

** frightened of looking, but somewhat predictably found this. which is near enuff

[bobo the clown]

I have a friend who is married to a woman despite being an Everton fan is OK, in herself, .... except that she's Scouse, vegan and, it now appears, into "auras" and other weird mystical healing "techniques" (or, as known to normal people, con-tricks on the fckg feeble minded).

She's going for a qualification in this, this weekend. Or, as otherwise put "an expensive day with a bunch of weirdo's".

https://www.facebook.com/events/839817466082164/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If it's just me, do say so.

PRANIC HEALING Level 1,
Learn the basics of working with your energy aura, including learning to "scan," or feel the energy, to "sweep," or clean away congested energy, and to "energize," or supplement areas in your aura that have a pranic deficiency. You begin by learning to activate the energy centers, or "chakras," in the center of your hands. This enables you to become sensitive to prana and scan a person's - or your own - energy field to identify blockages and then cleanse, energize and revitalize the area with new prana.

Pranic Healing has been taught to doctors, nurses, massage therapists, acupuncturists, chiropractors, shiatsu practitioners, and many others in the healing field. It has allowed them to heal confidently and consistently in the shortest learning time possible.These professionals find PRANIC HEALING very effective and easy to apply.

Here are some of the other topics covered in Pranic Healing Level 1:

Energetic anatomy: You will learn to work with the network of Chakras, meridians and auras to accelerate the healing processes of your body.

Preventive healing: You will learn to remove the negative energetic patterns of a disease to prevent it from fully manifesting as a physical ailment.

Self-Pranic healing: You will learn to apply these healing techniques to accelerate your own healing. Step-by-step techniques for ailments related to your:
- Respiratory system, e.g., asthma
- Circulatory system, e.g., heart ailments
- Gastrointestinal system, e.g., irritable bowel syndrome
- Musculoskeletal system, e.g., arthritis and back pain
- Reproductive system, e.g., menstrual problems

You'll also learn remedies for such common problems as migraines and sinusitis as well as learning to apply distant healing to loved ones who are not present in the room with you.

All Pranic Healing courses are "experiential," which means that you learn by actually performing the techniques and exercises in class on yourself and those around you. During class, all the principles will be explained thoroughly and you will practice the techniques exhaustively so you will be confident in your ability to produce positive results when you finish the course.

PRANIC HEALING Level 1 is a prerequisite to all other courses.

Course Fee: £280

[TANGODANCER]

^^

I don't think it's just you.