The Politics Thread

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:05 pm

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I have a question for the PM from 'Kermit' who asks if he at least bought her dinner first?

Twitter is on fire!!
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:12 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd not want all my University moments exposing tbf.

I wonder if it was hilal ?
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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:39 pm

Just a thought, but are we certain it wasnt Eric Pickles??
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:41 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Just a thought, but are we certain it wasnt Eric Pickles??
Bobo shagged Eric Pickles? :shock:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:50 pm

I'm a tad disappointed with the has tag #piggate. # felategate is, as someone pointed out, so much betterer.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:07 pm

It's his pork kids I feel sorry for.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:42 pm

We all misheard Cameron... It was a Pig Society he was after.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:58 pm

When Corbyn admitted he'd shagged that pig Abbot, Cameron probably felt more able to admit his indiscretion
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:08 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I'm a tad disappointed with the has tag #piggate. # felategate is, as someone pointed out, so much betterer.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:21 pm

boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig

Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
He can't comment on the story today, as he's off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:29 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig

Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?
Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:37 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig

Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?
Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.
I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:35 pm

New! Cassetteboy vs David Cameron #GettinPiggyWithIt https://t.co/CwGeSK5lQG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm still giggling.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:43 pm

I mean, in all sincerity, todgering a beheaded hog's gob in front of witnesses has got to be a basis for impeachment (or the UK equivalent) surely?
I reckon the police ought to launch an inquiry, Operation Ham(primemini)ster
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:56 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:New! Cassetteboy vs David Cameron #GettinPiggyWithIt https://t.co/CwGeSK5lQG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm still giggling.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:56 pm

I've enjoyed today so much. It's the perfect news story.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:32 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig

Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?
Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.
I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...
orally fckg a dead pigs head whilst a student .v. as a PM the gay fisting of a serving PM of another nation.

I suppose it comes down to consent really.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:44 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:So, turns out that David Cameron fuxked a dead pig

Be interesting to see which outlets do and don't run the story
He can't comment on the story today, as hejs off fisting the Danish PM. Wonder if that'll save his bacon?
Probably make matters worse as it's now a bloke rather than Kinnock's sons convenient female.
I'd have to look up on the Daily Mail "Depths of Depravity" scale, which dictates the font size for headlines, to see which is worse...
orally fckg a dead pigs head what a student .v. as a PM the gay fisting of a serving PM of another nation.

I suppose it comes to consent really.
Could be really ham-fisted, if they got 'em mixed up....
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:55 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I mean, in all sincerity, todgering a beheaded hog's gob in front of witnesses has got to be a basis for impeachment (or the UK equivalent) surely?
I reckon the police ought to launch an inquiry, Operation Ham(primemini)ster
Surely not such a big deal. He just put it in as part of an student initiation. It's not as if he went whole hog.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:25 pm

I'm really not sure this story is kosher. .....
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