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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:11 am

or Children's Television Presenter's I'd Like To F*ck.

As per another thread.

Sarah Jane

Naomi - (Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard)

Josie Jump - The Balamory Bike

Caroline Flack from TMI

Crack on, boys and, if strictly necessary, girls. Although we all know CTV male presenters are all gay, don't we? Allegedly?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:39 am

One for the more mature male? Edie McRedie - get in there! :twisted:
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Post by coffeymagic » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:45 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:One for the more mature male? Edie McRedie - get in there! :twisted:
My mate took his kids to see the Balamory stage show and she was as pissed as a c*nt apparantley. Couldn't remember her lines and slurred the ones she could.

How about Penny Pocket?

Defo Sarah Jane (she'd have to keep those pigtails in) but not Josie, I bet that tracksuit fecking stinks the length of time she's had it on.

Wouldn't mind getting Nina's Neurons going but for us older ones you'll never beat Janet Ellis.

I still would.

And for all the self harming she does Britney's still worth one isn't she?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:46 am

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Post by warthog » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:51 am

I still have fond memories of Sally James off Tiswas.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:03 pm

warthog wrote:I still have fond memories of Sally James off Tiswas.
Good call!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:12 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
warthog wrote:I still have fond memories of Sally James off Tiswas.
Good call!
Indeed. Lesley Judd, anyone?
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:13 pm

coffeymagic wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:One for the more mature male? Edie McRedie - get in there! :twisted:
My mate took his kids to see the Balamory stage show and she was as pissed as a c*nt apparantley. Couldn't remember her lines and slurred the ones she could.

How about Penny Pocket?

Defo Sarah Jane (she'd have to keep those pigtails in) but not Josie, I bet that tracksuit fecking stinks the length of time she's had it on.

Wouldn't mind getting Nina's Neurons going but for us older ones you'll never beat Janet Ellis.

I still would.

And for all the self harming she does Britney's still worth one isn't she?
TV presenter?

I guess she WAS a Mouseketeer!
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Post by warthog » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:15 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
warthog wrote:I still have fond memories of Sally James off Tiswas.
Good call!
Indeed. Lesley Judd, anyone?
Didn't do it for me. Jenny Hanley on the other hand, if you'll pardon the expression.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:17 pm

Michaela Strachan anyone?
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Post by Puskas » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:25 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Michaela Strachan anyone?
No.

No one...

Anyway, is she a children's tv presenter? My only real memories of her are from "The Hitman and Her".
And if you were up late enough to watch that, you were clearly in no fit state to comment rationally on anything.

Back on topic. Shelley Wordsworth from Storymakers.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:30 pm

Puskas wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Michaela Strachan anyone?
No.

No one...

Anyway, is she a children's tv presenter? My only real memories of her are from "The Hitman and Her".
And if you were up late enough to watch that, you were clearly in no fit state to comment rationally on anything.

Back on topic. Shelley Wordsworth from Storymakers.
Without a doubt.
Whoever wrote her biog on the BBC website wrote:Michaela then moved into television to begin a very successful presenting career. She fronted a number of children's programmes: The Wide Awake Club with Tommy Boyd, Wacaday with Timmy Mallett, Wac 90, Wac Extra and subsequently her own Saturday and Sunday morning programmes, Hey Hey It's Saturday and Michaela.

Other children's shows include Cool Cube, But Can You Do It On TV?, Go Getters, Beetle Drive, I Want To Do That and for the Children's Channel Electric String Vest, Ratkan II, Michaela's Map and The Summer Crunch.
And I still would. So ner. :evil:
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:30 pm

Puskas wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Michaela Strachan anyone?
No.

No one...

Anyway, is she a children's tv presenter? My only real memories of her are from "The Hitman and Her".
And if you were up late enough to watch that, you were clearly in no fit state to comment rationally on anything.

Back on topic. Shelley Wordsworth from Storymakers.
Without a doubt.
Really Wild Show or summat. But no.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:31 pm

Puskas wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Michaela Strachan anyone?
No.

No one...

Anyway, is she a children's tv presenter? My only real memories of her are from "The Hitman and Her".
And if you were up late enough to watch that, you were clearly in no fit state to comment rationally on anything.

Back on topic. Shelley Wordsworth from Storymakers.
Without a doubt.
Yes, definitely.

Michaela Strachan was on Wacaday with that bespectacled tit Timmy Mallett. So yes, she qualifies and yes, I would.
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Post by ratbert » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:43 pm

Sarah Greene was a lovely one in her day. I wonder if the Hull University rugby team and pool table story is true...
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:54 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Michaela Strachan anyone?
No ta...
Wikipedia wrote:While filming an item for Countryfile in 2002, Strachan entered the World Gurning competition at Egremont Crab Fair. To her surprise she won, walking away with the Ladies' World Gurning Crown.
Not to my surprise, it wasn't.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:57 pm

ratbert wrote:Sarah Greene was a lovely one in her day. I wonder if the Hull University rugby team and pool table story is true...
:wink:

If it's not true it should be. Saucy little minx!
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:32 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
ratbert wrote:Sarah Greene was a lovely one in her day. I wonder if the Hull University rugby team and pool table story is true...
:wink:

If it's not true it should be. Saucy little minx!
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:27 pm

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