Tip for anyone who books flights on Ryanair

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:12 pm

To avoid the horrible 'card fee' that they charge when booking your flight.

Buy vouchers for yourself - they don't charge the card fee when buying these - then use the vouchers to pay for the flight you intend to book.

Credit-crunch-tastic, I say.

Good day, all

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:02 pm

It's a good tip

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:20 am

Take your own butties too.

Creditcrunchtastic.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:27 am

Take your ipod. They fecking advertise to you for the whole journey

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:21 am

Don't get pissed pre flight. They won't let you on.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:38 am

Don't tell them that you have a bomb in your bag.

Thank me later.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:42 am

(Not Ryanair, but Easyjet)

Try not to sit behind someone with a guitar across their lap, who also happens to be a forward for the Newcastle Falcons. Two hours of pain. True story.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:44 am

If you're traveling with a wheelchair, make sure it's an inflatable one.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:46 am

Leave your pet Iguana at home. They won't let you board the plane with it.

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:52 pm

Make sure the pilot's the fella who landed the jet on the Hudson River

Post by **DJBlu** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:53 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Make sure the pilot's the fella who landed the jet on the Hudson River

Bollox to that get one that can get you to your destination.

oh and if the Co Pilot is a Mr Chris Simmons then run off the aircraft as quick as possible. Trust me.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:49 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Take your ipod. They fecking advertise to you for the whole journey

Has anyone ever seen anyone buy one of their stupid scratchcards?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:12 am

If you have any Visa Electron cards knocking about, use it to book with Ryanair. Its free to use, no booking charge, nada fees etc

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:12 am

Athers wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:Take your ipod. They fecking advertise to you for the whole journey
Has anyone ever seen anyone buy one of their stupid scratchcards?

Probably some senile 80 year old, who had to go on Watchdog last week, gobsmacked that she had to give £20k across to claim her winnings and hasn't seen or heard since

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:23 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Don't get pissed pre flight. They won't let you on.

Unless you're flying from Blackpool.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:26 pm

Don't turn up sober two minutes late for check in for a flight to watch the wanderers in Portugal, because the unspeakable bastards won't ley you through...

my worst moment on any away day...

jaffka · Post by **jaffka** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:18 am

Don't bother with them and fly with someone decent.

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