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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:53 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
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Post by William the White » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:37 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
you have baby and child spaces? which drives the car?

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:16 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
errr.... don't take them shopping then!
i don't normally but they were in a good mood and i needed some stuff. Doesn't excuse the very naughty people who park in the spaces they shouldn;t!
wimmin on maternity leave have all day to go shopping - the rest of us don't - therefore we should get to park closer!

(and - obv not in a good mood if they were screaming in the back!)
Meh! They were when i started out. You wouldn't be either if you spent endless hours driving round sainsburys carpark in the rain...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:17 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
True Gooners in the making.
I guess i walked into that one...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:17 pm

William the White wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
you have baby and child spaces? which drives the car?
Ach. You know what i mean clever clogs!

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Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:18 pm

Couldn't resist. :mrgreen:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:39 pm

Hit and run drivers. Cousin currently in hospital after being hit out on his bicycle. He'll be reet, but the principle of thing is just....well

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Post by William the White » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:53 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Hit and run drivers. Cousin currently in hospital after being hit out on his bicycle. He'll be reet, but the principle of thing is just....well
Yep - you did it, you face it...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:49 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Muppets that park in the baby and child spaces in the supermarket when they have no child whatsoever with them, its chucking it down with rain and you have 2 screaming babies in the back...
I thought they were called 'parent and child' spaces; there's no age limit on them and as such I feel fundamentally entitled to park in them when running my 70 year old mother to the shops. :wink:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:50 am

Hey if your mum can get a disabled badge too then you're laughing !

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:51 am

People stinking the place out with the sweet delicious smell of bacon butties, then eating them sat not three feet away from me as I'm about to have an apple.

Selfish bastards.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:59 am

Arcade Fire playing the Arena. Do two nights at The Apollo instead, ya Canadian gits!
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:05 am

People who say 'supposably'.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:19 am

CrazyHorse wrote:People stinking the place out with the sweet delicious smell of bacon butties, then eating them sat not three feet away from me as I'm about to have an apple.

Selfish bastards.

Chase the bastard down the road a way.

With the calories you burn, you can then have a nice bacon butty when you return.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:51 am

CrazyHorse wrote:People stinking the place out with the sweet delicious smell of bacon butties, then eating them sat not three feet away from me as I'm about to have an apple.

Selfish bastards.
He, he. So the "Chippies of Little Lever" finally made you pay the price hey Hoss? :mrgreen:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:People stinking the place out with the sweet delicious smell of bacon butties, then eating them sat not three feet away from me as I'm about to have an apple.

Selfish bastards.
He, he. So the "Chippies of Little Lever" finally made you pay the price hey Hoss? :mrgreen:
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Yeah. And thanks for putting the idea of the chippy in my head.
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Just as I'm about to tuck into a crappy chicken butty. :whack:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:32 pm

the rise of wanky radio speak..

it started with..

"at the top of the program" (NO! - at the START of the program)

now it's..

"we'll keep you across that story." (NO! - you won't - you will keep me up to date with that story)

also...

people who say laxasaisical - (yes - that's YOU Alan Green) instead of lackadaisical...

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Raven » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:33 pm

No bloody parking spaces when all the parent and child ones and the disabled ones are always empty :)

Screaming kids out shopping.

Old people shopping on a Sat getting in the way...same with bloody pushchairs.

Fat basts on elec wheelchair things that they have to use cause they are fat basts

People dawdling around on mobile phones, walking in zig zags like a destroyer trying to swerve a torpedo...feck off out of the way and stand still.

Greeters in shops...we know you are only really there to catch thieves on the way out

Shop assistants chewing gum...I would sack you

Miserable shop assistants..fook off if you don't want the job

Bible bashers, claims people etc bothering you in the street, should be able to smack these basts

People who let their children run around like its a sports hall, should be allowed to trip the little shits up or ram them with trolleys

People going to pay for ticket without money ready.

Music is shops, does it really have to be so shite and so loud?

Only ever finding 2 books when there is a buy 2 get one free offer in Waterstones

Getting to the till after being in a queue for ages (actually I dont queue I dump stuff on floor and walk out) only to find out the reason for the queue is either not enough tills open or when you get to pay they ask all sorts of questions about joining their store card scheme...feck off


For some reason the better half does not like shopping with me!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:17 pm

Raven wrote:No bloody parking spaces when all the parent and child ones and the disabled ones are always empty :)

Screaming kids out shopping.

Old people shopping on a Sat getting in the way...same with bloody pushchairs.

Fat basts on elec wheelchair things that they have to use cause they are fat basts

People dawdling around on mobile phones, walking in zig zags like a destroyer trying to swerve a torpedo...feck off out of the way and stand still.

Greeters in shops...we know you are only really there to catch thieves on the way out

Shop assistants chewing gum...I would sack you

Miserable shop assistants..fook off if you don't want the job

Bible bashers, claims people etc bothering you in the street, should be able to smack these basts

People who let their children run around like its a sports hall, should be allowed to trip the little shits up or ram them with trolleys

People going to pay for ticket without money ready.

Music is shops, does it really have to be so shite and so loud?

Only ever finding 2 books when there is a buy 2 get one free offer in Waterstones

Getting to the till after being in a queue for ages (actually I dont queue I dump stuff on floor and walk out) only to find out the reason for the queue is either not enough tills open or when you get to pay they ask all sorts of questions about joining their store card scheme...feck off


For some reason the better half does not like shopping with me!
Can't think why not! :D

Actually, slow walkers in front of me and only finding 2 books on 3 for 2 offers hack me off to!

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:18 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:People stinking the place out with the sweet delicious smell of bacon butties, then eating them sat not three feet away from me as I'm about to have an apple.

Selfish bastards.
:D Agreed, can't beat a bacon buttie smell for craving one. Possibly the worlds nicest food...

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