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Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu May 31, 2012 7:01 pm

thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...
Snigger

My point proven!!!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu May 31, 2012 7:02 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...
Snigger

My points proven!!!

snigger!!

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:06 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...
Snigger

My points proven!!!
snigger!!

Thats only when its chilly or someones excited me

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:25 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Thats only when its chilly or someones excited me

well, I wouldn't know about that...

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:47 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Thats only when its chilly or someones excited me
well, I wouldn't know about that...

Your chocolate cake excited me, good job i was wearing a bra, i was smuggling peas

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu May 31, 2012 10:14 pm

Dear Mar,

How do I get whatever it is that makes my toenails grow like Billy-oh to work on my hair?

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:25 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...

We are innately built to survive and replicate. Males survive and replicate by hunting, gathering and screwing wherever possible. Women however have a pregnancy period which means sex isn't the be all and end all to their replication which is why women have predominantly sought a male suitor that won't run off at the first signs of commitment.

Women are all obsessed with looking good for exactly the same reason that men are sex obsessed. Those hair straighteners, that nail paint, the makeup, its all for attracting suitors.

Do it wrong and you'll end up impregnated by these:

Which will make a baby one of the following:

or..

and you don't get to pick.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:33 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Dear Mar,

How do I get whatever it is that makes my toenails grow like Billy-oh to work on my hair?

You have to go through a very painful procedure known as pin-headding. It starts off by attaching a load of pins to ones face and letting hair grow around the pins. This usually involves hiding away from society for a while but there has been a few that have appeared during this time with mixed results.

Alternatively suck it up and take part in the awesome man wigs.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:36 am

mar, how do you make links and is it allowed on this website. want to link a video of youtube

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:40 am

If you refer to links for videos on a forum then heres your solution:

Click on post reply. Then there should be a URL button at the top of the reply window click on that and then add your link between the url tags.

If you refer to the awesomeness that is links then get bits of metal and squeeze them together interlocking them each time.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:48 am

i have done the first bit but cant find a linl or url button on youtube or my menu. the add you link bit is what i am stuck on

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:51 am

thank you mar as you can tell i wasent very good at I.T in GCSE

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:52 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:i have done the first bit but cant find a linl or url button on youtube or my menu. the add you link bit is what i am stuck on

Posted response in creeeeeekeeeet section.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:54 am

yes saw it, thank you very much again

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:54 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:thank you mar as you can tell i wasent very good at I.T in GCSE

Best thing you can EVER learn is to help yourself. Being taught something only goes so far. Learning how to find what you need is a hell of a lot faster.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:57 am

mar, i think that is the biggest advance in my I.T abilities i have ever had, thank you very much that knowledge will not be wasted

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:05 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:mar, i think that is the biggest advance in my I.T abilities i have ever had, thank you very much that knowledge will not be wasted

I'm a web developer and its literally the best thing i've learnt from all the IT courses in School, College and University. How to Google and find something out for yourself.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:09 am

where did you learn it/find it

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:30 am

Mar i think you may need to take on a temp to help you out.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:53 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:where did you learn it/find it

When you want to find something or do something just search for it and try to perfect how you search to clarify. Practice makes perfect. Helps in all walks of life like how to flag your drive, how to build a solar generator, how to improve carpentry skills, etc.

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Mar i think you may need to take on a temp to help you out.

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