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americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:43 pm

Why is Fanz such a downer all the time?

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:22 am

Bruce,

When he didn't have a drawing board to go back to he went back to whatever was available. It's just that back to the rock face isn't quite as catchy as 'back to the drawing board'.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:26 am

Americantrotter,

Fanz is such a downer all the time because he was brought up in trinidad and tobago during the equiami war after being wrongly deported for being irish. Fanz later struggled holding down a shoemaking job and since losing his adopted parents in a freak snowball accident (especially in that climate), Fanz moved onto Europe where he has consistently had to deny his afro-american heritage simply for being partially welsh. The Irish problem still occurs and despite losing all his teeth in yet another freak snowballing accident, Fanz has been trying to persuade people he is a Boltonian ever since which has caused him much grief and continues to make him be on a 'downer'.

P.S. Some elements were fictionalised for continuity purposes.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:13 pm

Mar wrote:Bruce,

When he didn't have a drawing board to go back to he went back to whatever was available. It's just that back to the rock face isn't quite as catchy as 'back to the drawing board'.

Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:20 pm

Dear Mar,

Is Harry Potter gay?

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:24 pm

LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:29 pm

americantrotter wrote:LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)

so why is he going out with Cho Chang?

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:30 pm

Because thats book 4 and 5. Book 6 reveals his new crush.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:31 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
americantrotter wrote:LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)
so why is he going out with Cho Chang?

Commie that's all finished... Harry preferred redheads

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:32 pm

Gertie wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
americantrotter wrote:LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)
so why is he going out with Cho Chang?
Commie that's all finished... Harry preferred redheads

i'm fecked then

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:47 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'm fecked then

you are if Mar reveals that he is infact gay.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:55 pm

keveh wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'm fecked then
you are if Mar reveals that he is infact gay.

Mar is gay?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:58 pm

Gertie wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
americantrotter wrote:LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)
so why is he going out with Cho Chang?
Commie that's all finished... Harry preferred redheads

you're lucky I'm in to blondes then. There's one particularly I'd like to be in to.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:11 pm

communistworkethic wrote:you're lucky I'm in to blondes then. There's one particularly I'd like to be in to.

oh come on.

there is a thing called msn, we don't want this stuff on here.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:35 am

Bruce Rioja wrote: Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

The entire loaf. Especially in times when there was a severe shortage of bread and people had to settle for bread bits.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:39 am

keveh wrote: we don't want this stuff on here.

that's what she said

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:42 am

keveh wrote:Dear Mar,

Is Harry Potter gay?

Keveh,

Harry Potter is a very confused individual. I don't think he's gay but he's definitely trying out things most of us wouldn't. Running around playing magic with Ron doesn't exactly suggest him being gay but its certainly suggests something questionnable.

Harry Potter couldn't be gay though. Whatsherface's book sales would diminish if parents found out Harry was trying something new with his buddies.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:43 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
keveh wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'm fecked then
you are if Mar reveals that he is infact gay.
Mar is gay?

I think he was on about Harry. But just to answer youre question, nope, i'm too homophobic to be gay.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:10 am

Mar wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Mar is gay?
I think he was on about Harry. But just to answer youre question, nope, i'm too homophobic to be gay.

Which makes me want to ask the following questions:

Can a gay man be homophobic? And is there such a thing as hetrophobic?

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:38 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Mar wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Mar is gay?
I think he was on about Harry. But just to answer youre question, nope, i'm too homophobic to be gay.
Which makes me want to ask the following questions:

Can a gay man be homophobic? And is there such a thing as hetrophobic?

Gay men can definitely be homophobic. In fact its often a sign of one's proclivities. The most homophobic people I have met are overcompensating for something. (Several ended up being gay)

Heterophobe? I'm sure there is whether people use the word not.

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