Do you live in the Netherlands??

Dutch Amos · Post by **Dutch Amos** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:57 pm

I do and it's great.

We have the best food, the best wimmin and the best toilets. I like to visit public toilets and take photos of myself (not rude ones).

I met Jitka online but we are in love. isnt love great. we will marry in 2012.

I work for Mizuho Corporate Bank in netherlands, I am a senior cashier. I handle lots and lots of cash.

I support Bolton, we don't have a Bolton in netherlands. I watch Bolton on Sky tv for free.

I am 38 years old, are you?

I love the Netherlands.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:20 pm

No. Do you?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:21 pm

No. Do you?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:24 pm

Dutch Amos wrote: I am 38 years old, are you?

No.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:04 pm

Here, Amos. You don't happen to have an uncle in Nigeria do you?

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:36 pm

Me neither. I used to fly into Valkenburg on occasion and the town had some good eateries but I wouldn't class the grub as anything spectacular. The saving grace was you could get Tetleys at one of the bars. And there is a Bolton in the Netherlands, though it is a company, not a town. Al het beste.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:48 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Me neither. I used to fly into Valkenburg on occasion and the town had some good eateries but I wouldn't class the grub as anything spectacular.

There are two Valkenburgs in Holland. I think the one that you're on about is the same one that I stay in, in that sort of finger by Maastricht. Whenever I've been there it's always been one of those places where I've had to eat in the hotel due to the simple lack of any option.

P.O.S. · Post by **P.O.S.** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:53 pm

This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Dutch Amos wrote: I am 38 years old, are you?
No.

Neither am I - I'm only 21.

I do, however, live in the Netherlands. I have a small flat in The Hague that I share with my pet anteater, Donald Pleasance.

Do you have a pet anteater? Is it named after a star of the Halloween films? Maybe an aardvark called Jamie Leigh Curtis? That would be almost as good.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:03 am

Apparently Dutch for f*ck off is f*ck weg.Yet, interestingly enough, wanker is still wanker.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:08 am

Sometimes you feel regret at the passing of a brief acquaintance...

and sometimes not...

where is a redcoat with a gun when you need him?

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:10 am

Really?

I was once taught some Dutch swearing. I can't remember it fully, but it's something along the lines of "neuk de schedel van jezus"

I'm sure a more fluent Netherlander can correct it.

sluffy · Post by **sluffy** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:15 am

P.O.S. wrote:This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...

Is that a good or a bad thing then?

At least we don't have the self-righteous seeking people to be banned after a few posts simply because they don't like their humour!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:24 am

Puskas wrote:Really?

I was once taught some Dutch swearing. I can't remember it fully, but it's something along the lines of "neuk de schedel van jezus"

I'm sure a more fluent Netherlander can correct it.

Truth be told I used babelfish.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:27 am

sluffy wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...
Is that a good or a bad thing then?

At least we don't have the self-righteous seeking people to be banned after a few posts simply because they don't like their humour!

The signs of a sense of humour were?

sluffy · Post by **sluffy** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:31 am

William the White wrote:
sluffy wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...
Is that a good or a bad thing then?

At least we don't have the self-righteous seeking people to be banned after a few posts simply because they don't like their humour!
The signs of a sense of humour were?

So you want them banned simply because you don't like what they posted then?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:33 am

I prefered the Irish jokes, TBH.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:34 am

sluffy wrote:
William the White wrote:
sluffy wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...
Is that a good or a bad thing then?

At least we don't have the self-righteous seeking people to be banned after a few posts simply because they don't like their humour!
The signs of a sense of humour were?
So you want them banned simply because you don't like what they posted then?

Dutch Amos is a collective???

sluffy · Post by **sluffy** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:46 am

William the White wrote:
sluffy wrote:
William the White wrote:
sluffy wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:This place sounds more and more like Burnden Aces every day...
Is that a good or a bad thing then?

At least we don't have the self-righteous seeking people to be banned after a few posts simply because they don't like their humour!
The signs of a sense of humour were?
So you want them banned simply because you don't like what they posted then?
Dutch Amos is a collective???

I would have thought someone who believes in the power of speech would be able to answer my question rather than try to avoid it because of my grammatical error.

You want Dutch Amos banned for what reason – because you simply don’t like what he posted?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:50 am

Maybe we should set an entrance exam...