Well I never knew that!

[Gary the Enfield]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

[Hoboh]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

just ask for a cob then

[InsaneApache]

I was astonished when I discovered that the man who designed the Hawker Hurricane also designed the Harrier Jump Jet.

[Prufrock]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

Friend of mine who did Italian at uni constantly gets wound up by folk asking for 'a panini'. I always though it was an odd thing to get wound up about, but then she is gorgeous, so it's fine.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Had a lovely panini for lunch - didn't once think to order a panino, considering the sign on the wall said 'chicken panini'

[Gary the Enfield]

Had a lovely panini for lunch - didn't once think to order a panino, considering the sign on the wall said 'chicken panini'

Bathe in your (and their) ignorance, then.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Had a lovely panini for lunch - didn't once think to order a panino, considering the sign on the wall said 'chicken panini'

Bathe in your (and their) ignorance, then.

It was tasty

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Wait.

Why are people eating football stickers?

[Lord Kangana]

Eating Polar Bear Liver will kill you, because they store vitamin A there. And we can overdose on it because we have no capacity to store it.

Oh, and Sir Nut is a Luton Town Fan. FACT.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Eating Polar Bear Liver will kill you, because they store vitamin A there. And we can overdose on it because we have no capacity to store it.

Oh, and Sir Nut is a Luton Town Fan. FACT.

His name is Chris, and he is most definitely a Bolton fan - just a stupid one.

[Gary the Enfield]

A polar bear's skin is Black

[Lord Kangana]

It was a bit of a convoluted pisstake....

Anyway, I had him pinned as Mrs R etc

[Lofthouse Lower]

It was a bit of a convoluted pisstake....

Anyway, I had him pinned as Mrs R etc

You'd completely correct

[Gary the Enfield]

It was a bit of a convoluted pisstake....

Anyway, I had him pinned as Mrs R etc

You'd completely correct

I thought he was Mitch

[Lofthouse Lower]

It was a bit of a convoluted pisstake....

Anyway, I had him pinned as Mrs R etc

You'd completely correct

I thought he was Mitch

Sadly not, he doesn't have the wit (online or in real life) to come up with something like that.

[thebish]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

were you listening to that tit from the telegraph patronising school children on the radio??

it's bollox anyway. We have adopted a foereign word into our language - the word is panini - and it refers to a style of roll or sadwich made with said roll.

as it is now an adopted english word - it now obeys english (not italian) rules - hence - paninis.

[Gary the Enfield]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

were you listening to that tit from the telegraph patronising school children on the radio??

it's bollox anyway. We have adopted a foereign word into our language - the word is panini - and it refers to a style of roll or sadwich made with said roll.

as it is now an adopted english word - it now obeys english (not italian) rules - hence - paninis.

No. It was a discussion with my wife (who may have been). And what ( I think) you're saying is because we adopted a word from a foreign language and got it wrong in the first place it's fine because we're English and we can feck with other peoples languages irrespective of how assinine we sound?

[thebish]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

were you listening to that tit from the telegraph patronising school children on the radio??

it's bollox anyway. We have adopted a foereign word into our language - the word is panini - and it refers to a style of roll or sadwich made with said roll.

as it is now an adopted english word - it now obeys english (not italian) rules - hence - paninis.

No. It was a discussion with my wife (who may have been). And what ( I think) you're saying is because we adopted a word from a foreign language and got it wrong in the first place it's fine because we're English and we can feck with other peoples languages irrespective of how assinine we sound?

yes! we have always done that!

[Gary the Enfield]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

were you listening to that tit from the telegraph patronising school children on the radio??

it's bollox anyway. We have adopted a foereign word into our language - the word is panini - and it refers to a style of roll or sadwich made with said roll.

as it is now an adopted english word - it now obeys english (not italian) rules - hence - paninis.

No. It was a discussion with my wife (who may have been). And what ( I think) you're saying is because we adopted a word from a foreign language and got it wrong in the first place it's fine because we're English and we can feck with other peoples languages irrespective of how assinine we sound?

yes! we have always done that!

So long as we're clear. Huzzah!

[thebish]

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share?

Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved.

I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday)

Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot therefore ask for a Panini or Paninis in Italy without looking like a tit. Thank you.

were you listening to that tit from the telegraph patronising school children on the radio??

it's bollox anyway. We have adopted a foereign word into our language - the word is panini - and it refers to a style of roll or sadwich made with said roll.

as it is now an adopted english word - it now obeys english (not italian) rules - hence - paninis.

No. It was a discussion with my wife (who may have been). And what ( I think) you're saying is because we adopted a word from a foreign language and got it wrong in the first place it's fine because we're English and we can feck with other peoples languages irrespective of how assinine we sound?

yes! we have always done that!

So long as we're clear. Huzzah!

would you say that Yehudi Menuhin played the violino?

i doubt it - you'd probably say he played the violin.

we stole the word violin from the Italians - fecked about with it - knocked off the "o" and now use the plural "violins" rather then "violini"

is that assinine?