roughest street...

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
ratbert
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3067
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:15 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by ratbert » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:45 am

Trolling is people coming on message boards, stirring things up with deliberately controversial statements and standing back when things get nasty.

Pretty shameful really.
Top
Lord Kangana
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 15355
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:42 pm
Location: Vagantes numquam erramus

Re: roughest street...

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:25 pm

Take my advice, put everyone on ignore.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.
Top
CrazyHorse
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 10572
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:51 pm
Location: Up above the streets and houses

Re: roughest street...

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:29 pm

:conf:
Who said that?
Businesswoman of the year.
Top
Lofthouse Lower
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7416
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:08 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:33 pm

Prufrock wrote:Apparently there have been folk getting phone calls from insurance companies cancelling their car insurance due to this. Yay.
That can't be true
Top
bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:
Contact bobo the clown

Re: roughest street...

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:14 am

There have been four ... FOUR ... crimes in my area. Four. Fckg Welsh are too idle to even bother their sorry asses to commit crimes !
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Top
Lord Kangana
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 15355
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:42 pm
Location: Vagantes numquam erramus

Re: roughest street...

Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:18 am

Perhaps you could go on a Hungerford-style rampage to even up the score a bit?

I'd say killing many birds with one stone, but if you don't want to be half arsed about this....
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.
Top
bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:
Contact bobo the clown

Re: roughest street...

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:14 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Perhaps you could go on a Hungerford-style rampage to even up the score a bit?

I'd say killing many birds with one stone, but if you don't want to be half arsed about this....
mmmmmmm ..... I like your thinking ......
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Top
$huttgun
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 101
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:42 pm
Location: The Well
Contact:
Contact $huttgun

Re: roughest street...

Post by $huttgun » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:55 pm

there has been 1 violent crime on my street in the last month. but i missed it :( i imagine it involved a child, a football and walking stick
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: roughest street...

Post by thebish » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:08 pm

we've had...

Burglary 9
Anti-social behaviour 23
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 2
Violent crime 8
Other crime 11

I think the 11 "other" was me showing my arse on the newsagents steps every time someone on here said we'd signed pavulychenko or SWP....
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: roughest street...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:24 pm

How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 43218
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Re: roughest street...

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
Probably way down the list now against the machine-gun "execution "involving Gilnow Road and Castle Street gangs that today BN is full of.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: roughest street...

Post by thebish » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:38 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
is that a crime now??? bloody pc brigade gone mad!!
Top
superjohnmcginlay
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3057
Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:21 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
Other I would have thought.
Top
User avatar
Worthy4England
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 32369
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:46 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
Other I would have thought.
It could be anti-social, if he didn't do next door's cat at the same time...
Top
superjohnmcginlay
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3057
Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:21 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:49 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
Other I would have thought.
It could be anti-social, if he didn't do next door's cat at the same time...
Could be turd burglary as well I suppose...
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: roughest street...

Post by thebish » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:49 pm

hang on - this is roughest street - not ruff-est street...

was the dog underage, maybe?
Top
boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14028
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: roughest street...

Post by boltonboris » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
They never actually charged me with anything in the end, so it doesn't show on the records.
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
Top
Zulus Thousand of em
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5043
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:58 am
Location: 200 miles darn sarf

Re: roughest street...

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:11 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
They never actually charged me with anything in the end, so it doesn't show on the records.
The bloke that did it got five years. Fortunately the dog decided to wait for him.

I'm here all week! :D
God's country! God's county!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

COME ON YOU WHITES!!
Top
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2479
Joined: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:23 pm
Location: Dr. Alban's

Re: roughest street...

Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:29 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
They never actually charged me with anything in the end, so it doesn't show on the records.
The bloke that did it got five years. Fortunately the dog decided to wait for him.

I'm here all week! :D
In human years or dog years? Massive difference.
www.mini-medallists.co.uk
RobbieSavagesLeg wrote:I'd rather support Bolton than be you
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: roughest street...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:32 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How would they catagorise something like, say, that bloke that got caught knobbing his dog on De Lacy Drive? :conf:
They never actually charged me with anything in the end, so it doesn't show on the records.
The bloke that did it got five years. Fortunately the dog decided to wait for him.

I'm here all week! :D
He got a further two though for contempt of court.

When the Judge asked "How low can a man go?" he replied "Jack Russell". :wink:
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Banter”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 153 guests