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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:31 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:That will have probably been Andouilette Gary. Arse sausage.
Explains the smell. Dirty bastards.
I was interested enough in this to Google it... some good Andouilette stories here:

http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:crazy: The French. :crazy:
That's the kiddie. Am remembering the smell as I type. :vomit:
... & the bounce. Bite in & you're jaw will bounce back. Like eating a particularly strong dunlopillow.

More than horrible.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:39 pm

"for my part I would rather not aquire a taste for pig colon sausage embued with essence of pig shit, with or without rustic stone-ground mustard and pommes frites"

:lol:

GtE can now claim, quite literally, to have gone to France and had a shit nosebag!
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:54 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:"for my part I would rather not aquire a taste for pig colon sausage embued with essence of pig shit, with or without rustic stone-ground mustard and pommes frites"

:lol:

GtE can now claim, quite literally, to have gone to France and had a shit nosebag!
Look on the bright side, I'm not feeling half as bad about my watery white German sausages anymore.

Thank fcuk I woke up skint and in Germany, rather than skint and in France.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:29 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
:crazy: The French. :crazy:That's the kiddie. Am remembering the smell as I type. :vomit: ... & the bounce. Bite in & you're jaw will bounce back. Like eating a particularly strong dunlopillow.

More than horrible.
Are you an experienced pillow biter?
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:43 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
:crazy: The French. :crazy:That's the kiddie. Am remembering the smell as I type. :vomit: ... & the bounce. Bite in & you're jaw will bounce back. Like eating a particularly strong dunlopillow.

More than horrible.
Are you an experienced pillow biter?
It;s preferable to admitting to having a "watery white German sausage".

(bastard Willy)
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:13 pm

being able to walk down to this of an evening...

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Post by William the White » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:15 pm

You know, bish... that looks just beautiful... And whenever I go to places like that - in, say, Cornwall, or the Dales, or Portugal, I fantasise about living there... and how lovely it would be...

Then I think about the music... and the movies... and the theatre... and the friends I chew the fat with... and the football... And I just know those places belong in my holiday times...

Didn't stop me feeling a little stab of jealousy though... Great pic, thebish... :D

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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:16 am

William the White wrote: Then I think about the music... and the movies... and the theatre... and the friends I chew the fat with... and the football... And I just know those places belong in my holiday times...
I know what you mean.. and it still kinda feels like I am on holiday..

as I have said before - Essex is depressingly flat - and it takes a lot of multi-screen cinemas to compensate for the glory of Dartmoor and a rugged coastline... (and - there are cinemas down here!)

theatre - hmmmm... a few less options than that there London!

football - I did get to see pompey vs Bolton last weekend - and it reminded me of all I shall miss!!! :D (and Torquay United is easily walkable from my door..)

music - that's why I have an mp3 player! I was listening to Mendelssohn's "Fingal's Cave" as I sat on a rock watching those waves...

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:19 am

thebish wrote:
William the White wrote: Then I think about the music... and the movies... and the theatre... and the friends I chew the fat with... and the football... And I just know those places belong in my holiday times...
I know what you mean.. and it still kinda feels like I am on holiday..

as I have said before - Essex is depressingly flat - and it takes a lot of multi-screen cinemas to compensate for the glory of Dartmoor and a rugged coastline... (and - there are cinemas down here!)

theatre - hmmmm... a few less options than that there London!

football - I did get to see pompey vs Bolton last weekend - and it reminded me of all I shall miss!!! :D (and Torquay United is easily walkable from my door..)

music - that's why I have an mp3 player! I was listening to Mendelssohn's "Fingal's Cave" as I sat on a rock watching those waves...

..and about as far away from it as you could be (on mainland UK)

Cracking picture. Looks half painted, if you know what I mean.

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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:18 am

allegedly...

piers morgan twatted:

"I was very disappointed @bradwiggins didn't sing the anthem either. Show some respect to our monarch please."

to which Bradley Wiggins twatted:

"@piersmorgan I was very disappointed you didn't go to jail for insider dealing or phone hacking, but, you know, each to his own."

:laugh:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:23 am

There's a similar classic from when that nobber from Burnley tried to have a pop at Armando Iannucci. I'll see if I can dig it out.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:24 am

thebish wrote:allegedly...

piers morgan twatted:

"I was very disappointed @bradwiggins didn't sing the anthem either. Show some respect to our monarch please."

to which Bradley Wiggins twatted:

"@piersmorgan I was very disappointed you didn't go to jail for insider dealing or phone hacking, but, you know, each to his own."

:laugh:

....but Wiggins is Belgian? :conf:

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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:25 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
....but Wiggins is Belgian? :conf:
he certainly has belgian thighs....

(getting coat..)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:28 am

So @AIannucci OBE joins the Establishment he claims to deride, Malcolm Tucker and I do not approve of honours system.

@campbellclaret It's probably more Establishment to order your army to march into other countries for no reason,Swings and roundabouts

three little letters can have more impact than you realise.


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Post by Puskas » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:58 am

thebish wrote:allegedly...

piers morgan twatted:

"I was very disappointed @bradwiggins didn't sing the anthem either. Show some respect to our monarch please."

to which Bradley Wiggins twatted:

"@piersmorgan I was very disappointed you didn't go to jail for insider dealing or phone hacking, but, you know, each to his own."

:laugh:
A marvellous response, but, unfortunately, it wasn't Bradley Wiggins - it came from a @mrcolmquinn in fashionable Tooting. He sent it to Morgan and copied Wiggins in.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 am

Great photo Bish!

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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 am

Puskas wrote:
thebish wrote:allegedly...

piers morgan twatted:

"I was very disappointed @bradwiggins didn't sing the anthem either. Show some respect to our monarch please."

to which Bradley Wiggins twatted:

"@piersmorgan I was very disappointed you didn't go to jail for insider dealing or phone hacking, but, you know, each to his own."

:laugh:
A marvellous response, but, unfortunately, it wasn't Bradley Wiggins - it came from a @mrcolmquinn in fashionable Tooting. He sent it to Morgan and copied Wiggins in.

We need to maintain accuracy, don't we?
I suspected so - but couldn't be arsed to look up the facts - and Sharples had already pooped on the story on fb!! (so I added a covers-all-stains "allegedly"!)

anyway - well done Colm Quinn - there are not many of us Colms around! :pissed:

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Post by thebish » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:59 am

we live at the top of the cliffs overlooking neighbouring bays (combes) - Oddicombe and Babbacombe - you can walk between the two at sea level.

I have taken to walking down the steep zig-zag cliff path to Oddicombe - across the Babbacombe and back up the steep cliff zig-zag path to the cliff tops and back across the lovely grassy Babbacombe Downs... it's a lovely walk but the climb is seriously steep and fairly long!

I take the dog with me.

anyway - she is not the worlds most energetic hound - and this morning when I picked up her lead and put on my boots - she ran off and hid under the desk! :D

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:48 pm

thebish wrote: I take the dog with me.

anyway - she is not the worlds most energetic hound - and this morning when I picked up her lead and put on my boots - she ran off and hid under the desk! :D
:lol:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:22 pm

Day off today. Mrs G & I went for a run in the sunshine up over the moors to the mast, down to Two lads, the quarry then back home via sausage and egg muffins at Curlys fisheries.

Just doing something you love with someone you love - the best things in life really are free (although the sausage & egg muffins set me back a bit, I can tell you!)
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