Today I'm happy about......

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm deliriously happy and proper chuffed with myself for having taken the opportunity to reply to an email thus:

'Hi Ina

Are you having a laugh?'

[Lord Kangana]

I hope it was important Bruce.

I've taken to replying to emails from current bosses in a most flippant manner, for the simple expedient they are f*cking idiots 99.999% of the time. That is when they're not asking me to send the content of the conversation we're having in an email. To which I say "no, I'm actually telling you now".

[bobo the clown]

My boss once came up with yet another hair brained, laughably stupid idea and it got my very best "stunned look".

He looked at me & said "I now you think I'm an idiot ...". I guess the correct response would have been something like "oh ... no, no ... nooooo, not at all ..." rather than "well, at least that's established".


My very best ever reference for someone would, sadly, not be possible these days ; "Quite frankly I would not re-employ Andrew if he was the last man on Earth".

[TANGODANCER]

Welcome to the Patriarch/ Godfather club Will. I have two great-grandchildren, one of each species. Makes me feel old, but what the hell, I am. Best thing about it is, at family gatherings they pop you in a chair and wait on you hand and foot. Grand being the Codfather.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I sort of really don't want to post this, and sort of do, because I know it makes me absolutely officially ancient, though also makes me very happy... but my much loved grand daughter this afternoon gave birth to a little girl called Ava, who is healthy and immediately adored... So, I am now - aged 66 - a great grandfather... And very, very happy to be so...

Congratulations, Will. I don't even have grandchildren so I guess I'm still young!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Today I'm deliriously happy and proper chuffed with myself for having taken the opportunity to reply to an email thus:

'Hi Ina

Are you having a laugh?'

I imagine she may have been subject to that since kindergarten, but I'm sure you can play innocent here.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm deliriously happy and proper chuffed with myself for having taken the opportunity to reply to an email thus:

'Hi Ina

Are you having a laugh?'

I imagine she may have been subject to that since kindergarten, but I'm sure you can play innocent here.

She's Danish and living in Denmark, so I doubt it. See what happens when Google can't help you?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Today I'm deliriously happy and proper chuffed with myself for having taken the opportunity to reply to an email thus:

'Hi Ina

Are you having a laugh?'

I imagine she may have been subject to that since kindergarten, but I'm sure you can play innocent here.

She's Danish and living in Denmark, so I doubt it. See what happens when Google can't help you?

The same thing that happens if and when it does help! I actually went out with a girl called Ina in the 1960s but she was Romanian, but the pun never occurred to me back then.

[LeverEnd]

HYena! Yes, just got it.
As you were.

[wigan white]

Well back to the exciting single life for me, the now definitely "Not Mrs Wigan white" has officially gone mental. It's a weight off my shoulders and now I can concentrate on doing what the feck I want, spending time with my kids and getting my divorce sorted from "ex Mrs Wigan white" without any hassle......woohooooo

[bobo the clown]

They're all mental Mr Wight. All of them.

[wigan white]

They're all mental Mr Wight. All of them.

100% agree Mr.Clown

[Montreal Wanderer]

Well back to the exciting single life for me, the now definitely "Not Mrs Wigan white" has officially gone mental. It's a weight off my shoulders and now I can concentrate on doing what the feck I want, spending time with my kids and getting my divorce sorted from "ex Mrs Wigan white" without any hassle......woohooooo

Good luck, WW. Not Mrs WW sounded a little stressed last week and I guess the safety valve blew. Now if only ex Mrs WW would move to New Jersey....

[wigan white]

Well back to the exciting single life for me, the now definitely "Not Mrs Wigan white" has officially gone mental. It's a weight off my shoulders and now I can concentrate on doing what the feck I want, spending time with my kids and getting my divorce sorted from "ex Mrs Wigan white" without any hassle......woohooooo

Good luck, WW. Not Mrs WW sounded a little stressed last week and I guess the safety valve blew. Now if only ex Mrs WW would move to New Jersey....

Cheers Monty, shes a total nut job in all honesty which actually explains why we still dont live together after 2 and 1/2 years together. I hope ex Mrs WW doesnt move to New Jersey as my best mate lives there and that would ruin the trip to see him that im hoping to take next year
maybe Venezuela would be a better place for her.

[bobo the clown]

I se the IRA have agreed to allow women to join them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/29246741" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Good for this. Not before time if you ask me. Women should be allowed to be terrorists too !!

[Lord Kangana]

Well, obviously once the vote's been taken. You can't act another resolution till you've voted on it...

[TANGODANCER]

I se the IRA have agreed to allow women to join them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/29246741" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Good for this. Not before time if you ask me. Women should be allowed to be terrorists too !!

You had me going for a minute there. I was just going to Google Bernadette Devlin.

[thebish]

the missus dropped the daughter off at Bratfort uni last week...

turns out she needs her passport to register..

which means I have a perfect and watertight excuse to make a diversion to Bratfort on my way back from dropping middle son off at Teesside uni on Monday and go and see her!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You need a passport to start a new job these day Bish.

[bwfcdan94]

You need a passport to start a new job these day Bish.

Yep every new employee at my work has to have one.