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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:46 pm

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Raven wrote:Lorry drivers blocking outside of dual carriageway to stop arseholes hairing past to drive and jump the queue
All lorry drivers should be taught this technique as part of their HGV training and test.
Except for when I'm on the minutes. :)
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:36 pm

Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!

Ordino, Andorra

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:46 am

Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!

Ordino, Andorra
Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.
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Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!

Ordino, Andorra
Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.
I'd seriously doubt that :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:40 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!

Ordino, Andorra
Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.
I'd seriously doubt that :D
I might have made it up.....
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:40 pm

Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.

The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why. :?
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.

The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why. :?
don't mention it Bruce, I just thought you deserved a treat!

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.

The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why. :?
Gift horse, mouth, Bruce :mrgreen:

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Post by Prufrock » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:56 pm

Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:59 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.

The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why. :?
don't mention it Bruce, I just thought you deserved a treat!
Cheers, Bish. I thought it might be from you in a scandalous attempt to nobble my weight loss programme. :D
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:02 pm

Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:16 pm

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Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.
Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast? I've just spent an hour flattering the buggers. :)

I tend to use Port as a mixer with Brandy. :pissed:

Anyway, I've just noticed an envelope in it, and in the envelope was a F&M compliments slip. Typed onto it is the line 'Here Port and Stilton Here', so now I know exactly who's sent it. :oyea:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.
Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast? I've just spent an hour flattering the buggers. :)

I tend to use Port as a mixer with Brandy. :pissed:

Anyway, I've just noticed an envelope in it, and in the envelope was a F&M compliments slip. Typed onto it is the line 'Here Port and Stilton Here', so now I know exactly who's sent it. :oyea:
One of Hoboh's Bulgarian refugees?
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:43 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.
Oh yes! I knew you were a decent bloke. Deep down!

I'll stick to the port. You two can have the stilton. :pissed:

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:11 pm

Today I'm delighted that we won again and continued our great run. Also pleased for Jake Copper, who scored a brace for Reading against Norwich today, I see now why he missed all those maths lessons to train with Reading. Hopefully Craig Davies does a bit better in the air against him then Norwich's defence did today.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:49 am

Dear Claire Rayner,

Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.

This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.

This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:18 pm

:lol:

Have you worked out who the mystery caller was, yet? It's always good to find out who got the benefit.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:30 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Dear Claire Rayner,

Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.

This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.

This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?

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Scuppering my assertion that you're to tight to part with the stench off of your shit! :mrgreen:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Dear Claire Rayner,

Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.

This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.

This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?

Kind Regards
Bob
Scuppering my assertion that you're to tight to part with the stench off of your shit! :mrgreen:
:whack: That's 'too' tight and no I'm not. It's the steam off my pish I wouldn't give you :P
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:22 pm

Fair play Bob, that truly is something to be happy about. I am still grinning about how I made my sister retch out of the window with a fart on the way to the QPR game last season.
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