Today I'm happy about......
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Except for when I'm on the minutes.Always hopeful wrote:All lorry drivers should be taught this technique as part of their HGV training and test.Raven wrote:Lorry drivers blocking outside of dual carriageway to stop arseholes hairing past to drive and jump the queue
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Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!
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Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!
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I'd seriously doubt thatMontreal Wanderer wrote:Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!
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I might have made it up.....Hoboh wrote:I'd seriously doubt thatMontreal Wanderer wrote:Sure is. It is said, in 2015, to be the chief destination of Bulgarian gypsy refugees.Hoboh wrote:Just found the most perfect place on earth to live!
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Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.
The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why.
The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why.
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don't mention it Bruce, I just thought you deserved a treat!Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.
The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why.
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Gift horse, mouth, BruceBruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.
The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why.
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Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
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Cheers, Bish. I thought it might be from you in a scandalous attempt to nobble my weight loss programme.thebish wrote:don't mention it Bruce, I just thought you deserved a treat!Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy because when I got home an unexpected parcel had been left next door for me. I opened the box to find inside a wooden box bearing the legend 'Fortnum & Mason'. In that box was a bottle of Port, a ceramic cheese pot with Stilton in it and a wine cooler.
The only thing is, I haven't a bloody clue who's sent it to me or why.
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I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
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Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast? I've just spent an hour flattering the buggers.LeverEnd wrote:I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I tend to use Port as a mixer with Brandy.
Anyway, I've just noticed an envelope in it, and in the envelope was a F&M compliments slip. Typed onto it is the line 'Here Port and Stilton Here', so now I know exactly who's sent it.
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One of Hoboh's Bulgarian refugees?Bruce Rioja wrote:Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast? I've just spent an hour flattering the buggers.LeverEnd wrote:I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I tend to use Port as a mixer with Brandy.
Anyway, I've just noticed an envelope in it, and in the envelope was a F&M compliments slip. Typed onto it is the line 'Here Port and Stilton Here', so now I know exactly who's sent it.
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Oh yes! I knew you were a decent bloke. Deep down!LeverEnd wrote:I think he should bring it. Balls to the Sainsburys breakfast, he can share that with me and BP in the car park.Prufrock wrote:Sounds like sabotage from GtE prior to that Parkrun!
I'll stick to the port. You two can have the stilton.
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Today I'm delighted that we won again and continued our great run. Also pleased for Jake Copper, who scored a brace for Reading against Norwich today, I see now why he missed all those maths lessons to train with Reading. Hopefully Craig Davies does a bit better in the air against him then Norwich's defence did today.
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Dear Claire Rayner,
Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.
This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.
This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?
Kind Regards
Bob
Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.
This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.
This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?
Kind Regards
Bob
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Have you worked out who the mystery caller was, yet? It's always good to find out who got the benefit.
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Scuppering my assertion that you're to tight to part with the stench off of your shit!Bijou Bob wrote:Dear Claire Rayner,
Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.
This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.
This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?
Kind Regards
Bob
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That's 'too' tight and no I'm not. It's the steam off my pish I wouldn't give youBruce Rioja wrote:Scuppering my assertion that you're to tight to part with the stench off of your shit!Bijou Bob wrote:Dear Claire Rayner,
Last night, I had a large bowl of mussels for my tea, drenched in garlic and white wine, complete with a crusty dipping bread. To follow, I had slow roasted pulled beef, mash and a positive cornucopia of vegetables.
This morning, whilst sat in my usual cubicle, I heard the door go. Someone walked in, gagged, coughed, pronounced loudly "*uuuuuuuuuuckin hell" and stomped out.
This has made me giggle all morning and if truth be told, I feel a little bit proud. Does this make me a bad person?
Kind Regards
Bob
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Fair play Bob, that truly is something to be happy about. I am still grinning about how I made my sister retch out of the window with a fart on the way to the QPR game last season.
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