Today I'm happy about......

[Bruce Rioja]

Just started pissing my sides whilst reading this. Cheered me right up, it has.

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[Hoboh]

Just started pissing my sides whilst reading this. Cheered me right up, it has.

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"Excuse me a moment Sir", "Sarge we got a right one here, do I call the hospital"?

[Bruce Rioja]

Just started pissing my sides whilst reading this. Cheered me right up, it has.

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"Excuse me a moment Sir", "Sarge we got a right one here, do I call the hospital"?

There are some flats facing our offices so we're thinking of putting some faces up in the windows to stare at the residents. Any suggestions? I've nominated Fred Elliot for one.

[Hoboh]

Megson?

[jaffka]

A mate of mine who is back packing in Australia has called me.

He is having a great time, constant parties and loads of sex with other travellers.

He was on the line for a while, must have cost him a fortune.

Chuffed for him and a bit envious.

[TANGODANCER]

Just started pissing my sides whilst reading this. Cheered me right up, it has.

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"Excuse me a moment Sir", "Sarge we got a right one here, do I call the hospital"?

There are some flats facing our offices so we're thinking of putting some faces up in the windows to stare at the residents. Any suggestions? I've nominated Fred Elliot for one.

Two fat ladies with binoculars?

[Lord Kangana]

I didn't realise I'd been elevated to a strata of society that had connections with the political elite, the media and academia.

Which is way more exciting than Turkey 'n' Tinsel, I can tell you.

[Gary the Enfield]

A mate of mine who is back packing in Australia has called me.

He is having a great time, constant parties and loads of sex with other travellers.

He was on the line for a while, must have cost him a fortune.

Chuffed for him and a bit envious.

Pikey 'phone sex? How does that go?

''Hello dere. Do yous want yer back passage resorfacing mistor?''

[TANGODANCER]

Can't believe how happy I am tonight. Millwall 0-Bolton 1. Happiness is football-shaped.

[Dujon]

I never picked you as a roundhead, TANGO.

Oh, yes, I too am happy. I arrived on the BBC internet whatsit to find us one up. The next fifteen minutes (+6!) were spent in some sort of temporal non-existence.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Barn's burnt down
- now
I can see the moon

[Harry Genshaw]

Remembered this morning that I hadn't sorted the slow puncture on the wife's car. Found a place open nearby with 1 bloke grafting hard on his own and 2 or 3 cars in front of me. After half an hour he gets to me, finds a screw in it and repairs it in less than 10 minutes. Then to my amazement he says "sorry to have kept you, that's on me" and wouldn't take any money off me. He's not to know that I'd happily have waited a couple of hours if I knew it was going to be free!!!

No prizes for guessing who's getting all my future tyre business

[Montreal Wanderer]

Remembered this morning that I hadn't sorted the slow puncture on the wife's car. Found a place open nearby with 1 bloke grafting hard on his own and 2 or 3 cars in front of me. After half an hour he gets to me, finds a screw in it and repairs it in less than 10 minutes. Then to my amazement he says "sorry to have kept you, that's on me" and wouldn't take any money off me. He's not to know that I'd happily have waited a couple of hours if I knew it was going to be free!!!

No prizes for guessing who's getting all my future tyre business

It is surprising to encounter the Christmas spirit in the commercial world, but more so he could fix a slow leak in ten minutes! He deserves your business!

[thebish]

went for a walk on Dartmoor today and stumbled across these freshly-born lambs taking their first wobbly steps!

[twilight]

Aw, that's a great picture Bish....thought it was Spring they usually arrive, or is that a myth?

[thebish]

Aw, that's a great picture Bish....thought it was Spring they usually arrive, or is that a myth?

so did I - presumably there are exceptions!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Today I pass the landmark anniversary since I had my diagnosis. My odds of surviving now shoot up. Instead of just a one in five chance I now can 'relax' knowing I have a one in two chance of surviving the next five years.
I know it's bollix and the statistics are meaningless as an individual but I'm off for a champagne right now

[TANGODANCER]

Today I pass the landmark anniversary since I had my diagnosis. My odds of surviving now shoot up. Instead of just a one in five chance I now can 'relax' knowing I have a one in two chance of surviving the next five years.
I know it's bollix and the statistics are meaningless as an individual but I'm off for a champagne right now

Delighted to hear it Spotski. I'll raise a glass to you tonight. Hope you can get out and get some painting done when the weather improves, meanwhile, all the best for the new year.

[malcd1]

Today I pass the landmark anniversary since I had my diagnosis. My odds of surviving now shoot up. Instead of just a one in five chance I now can 'relax' knowing I have a one in two chance of surviving the next five years.
I know it's bollix and the statistics are meaningless as an individual but I'm off for a champagne right now

Very pleased for you Spotty!

I like the 'relax' in inverted commas, as if that is going to happen.

[William the White]

Today I pass the landmark anniversary since I had my diagnosis. My odds of surviving now shoot up. Instead of just a one in five chance I now can 'relax' knowing I have a one in two chance of surviving the next five years.
I know it's bollix and the statistics are meaningless as an individual but I'm off for a champagne right now

Absolutely delighted for you.

Enjoy the champagne and have a fab 2015.