What are you Wearing Tonight?

[2399]

Went to Malvern Today.

Left Malvern Central and went to walk to Vinnies (an Oppurtunity shop )

On the way came across a Salvation Army Store.

Found Knowing Me Knowing You (I think) Alan Partridge dvd for $5!!!!!!!!

Said "Now We don't need to got to Vinnies I have got what I came for."

Went to Vinnies anyway, they were closing soon.

Found Icky Thump CD for $2.50

Then Decided to look through the Shirts

Was flicking through and Saw on the back of a Blue Shirt: Howard 8
I thought: Cool, An Everton Shirt, I'll get that for a friend.

Looked at the Front and it was a Phillies Shirt! For only $4!

Went to see a friend tonight at a Pub.
Saw a guy who was working was wearing a Phillies Cap.

Later I said to my friend that I wanted to tell the guy I got the shirt so my friend called out his name and said:
Hey Do you want a Phillies Shirt? and the guy said "Why Not!"
I had to bloody tell him that I wanted to tell him that I had gotten the shirt for myself!

[TANGODANCER]

I'm wearing my "totally confused WTF" hat.

[thebish]

I'm wearing my "totally confused WTF" hat.

a normal day then?

[Annoyed Grunt]

I'm wearing my "totally confused WTF" hat.

Iv'e donned mine too.

[Prufrock]

No smart-arsed comments about dressing-gowns, ta!

[bobo the clown]

I'm wearing my "totally confused WTF" hat.

Iv'e donned mine too.

I dusted mine down the moment I saw 2399's moniker.

It's stuck now.

[thebish]

I'll just be wearing a dab of chanel no.5 (and a thong)

[Gooner Girl]

I'll just be wearing a dab of chanel no.5 (and a thong)

Now there's an image!

About time this forum got some girly threads

[Bruce Rioja]

About time this forum got some girly threads

But you dress like a bloke!

[Gooner Girl]

About time this forum got some girly threads

But you dress like a bloke!

Humph. I do not dress like a bloke

[Bruce Rioja]

About time this forum got some girly threads

But you dress like a bloke!

Humph. I do not dress like a bloke

My ironic joke?

[Gooner Girl]

About time this forum got some girly threads

But you dress like a bloke!

Humph. I do not dress like a bloke

Ironic joke?

Ahhh, i see... Sorry, I'm still a little paranoid after the short arse comments!

[William the White]

Today I set off to buy two bottles of milk and three newspapers provided they had the same headlines but none of them did but there was a second hand movies dvd stack in the carpet shop next door to the newspaper and pies shop and they had things that were reduced to nearly 1.99 and I bought three and beat the man down to seven quid. He was a midget and eating candy floss. And I got home and my wife said she’d divorced me but she hadn’t any proof but she had bought some super grot ancient bootleg cassettes and she’d spent the sugar money so the coffee was really sour. I told her I preferred simon and garfunkel to super grot but all she had was mushrooms.

I was dressed in mauve.

[Wandering Willy]

Today I set off to buy two bottles of milk and three newspapers provided they had the same headlines but none of them did but there was a second hand movies dvd stack in the carpet shop next door to the newspaper and pies shop and they had things that were reduced to nearly 1.99 and I bought three and beat the man down to seven quid. He was a midget and eating candy floss. And I got home and my wife said she’d divorced me but she hadn’t any proof but she had bought some super grot ancient bootleg cassettes and she’d spent the sugar money so the coffee was really sour. I told her I preferred simon and garfunkel to super grot but all she had was mushrooms.

I was dressed in mauve.

Is this the "What are you smoking thread"?

[truewhite15]

Today I set off to buy two bottles of milk and three newspapers provided they had the same headlines but none of them did but there was a second hand movies dvd stack in the carpet shop next door to the newspaper and pies shop and they had things that were reduced to nearly 1.99 and I bought three and beat the man down to seven quid. He was a midget and eating candy floss. And I got home and my wife said she’d divorced me but she hadn’t any proof but she had bought some super grot ancient bootleg cassettes and she’d spent the sugar money so the coffee was really sour. I told her I preferred simon and garfunkel to super grot but all she had was mushrooms.

I was dressed in mauve.

You do a great 2399!! I'm impressed.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Today I set off to buy two bottles of milk and three newspapers provided they had the same headlines but none of them did but there was a second hand movies dvd stack in the carpet shop next door to the newspaper and pies shop and they had things that were reduced to nearly 1.99 and I bought three and beat the man down to seven quid. He was a midget and eating candy floss. And I got home and my wife said she’d divorced me but she hadn’t any proof but she had bought some super grot ancient bootleg cassettes and she’d spent the sugar money so the coffee was really sour. I told her I preferred simon and garfunkel to super grot but all she had was mushrooms.

I was dressed in mauve.

Hmmm, decent effort....but it isn't "natural" like 2399.

[Gary the Enfield]

About time this forum got some girly threads

But you dress like a bloke!

Humph. I do not dress like a bloke

Ironic joke?

Ahhh, i see... Sorry, I'm still a little paranoid after the short arse comments!

Short tempered?

[Gooner Girl]

Ahhh, i see... Sorry, I'm still a little paranoid after the short arse comments!

Short tempered?

Soooo cheeky!

[Bruce Rioja]

Ahhh, i see... Sorry, I'm still a little paranoid after the short arse comments!

Short tempered?

Soooo cheeky!

It was a little on the low side

[Gooner Girl]

Ahhh, i see... Sorry, I'm still a little paranoid after the short arse comments!

Short tempered?

Soooo cheeky!

It was a little on the low side

Are all Bolton fans as much of a tease as you lot or have i just met the 'special' ones?!