The Gardening Bed
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- Bruce Rioja
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Hmmm, mine hasn't been in touch yet. He usually pitches up inappropriately early and then tries to drag it out until November.Worthy4England wrote:Yes - so did our gardener.thebish wrote:did my first mow of the year yesterday! very early for me (it's usually in about June...)
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apparently, tomorrow is "world naked gardening day"...
be careful out there!
be careful out there!
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Don't buy any plants from Tesco, the fcukers have all died or someone tested weed killer out in the store.
Basket's seem to be okay, guess it was a dwarf or bloody kids
Basket's seem to be okay, guess it was a dwarf or bloody kids
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Hmmm, just went to get something out of the car, only to notice that some bastard fecking thing has dug / started digging a hole slap bang in the middle of my front lawn. A squirrel, maybe?
Either way, the fecking air rifle's coming out!
Either way, the fecking air rifle's coming out!
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A squirrel? Ground squirrels might be a thing in America but I don't think they've spread here yet. Might be a cave bear.Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:59 pmHmmm, just went to get something out of the car, only to notice that some bastard fecking thing has dug / started digging a hole slap bang in the middle of my front lawn. A squirrel, maybe?
Either way, the fecking air rifle's coming out!
That's not a leopard!
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Looks to me like someone has found where you've hidden the bodies, Bruce!
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It could be subsidence, Bruce. I'd be checking my insurance cover if I were you.
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Something has dug a hole under my decking, set up a camera to see what it is, hedgehog, no problem, rat, out comes the baseball bat.
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Subsidence? Is that when all the insurance companies start believing in God?
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