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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:36 pm

i guess bruce won't be going on sunday after all!
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:33 pm

:lol: Belting weekend for Mr Rioja, all told then!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:50 pm

Prufrock wrote::lol: Belting weekend for Mr Rioja, all told then!
It's had its high points! :)
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Post by thebish » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:42 pm

oooooooooooooofffff! :shock:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:06 pm

See, we were taught to defend our head with our bat. What sort of a stroke's that?! :D
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:See, we were taught to defend our head with our bat. What sort of a stroke's that?! :D
Unless he'd top-edged it that shot is a mile away (not literally, that'd be stupid) from the bat.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:06 pm

I was always taught to go after the short ball before it came to far up your body, mind you I do advance down the wicket at every opportunity which has made me look a mug on more than one occasion.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Post by thebish » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:19 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:See, we were taught to defend our head with our bat. What sort of a stroke's that?! :D
Unless he'd top-edged it that shot is a mile away (not literally, that'd be stupid) from the bat.
he did top-edge it...
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:11 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:See, we were taught to defend our head with our bat. What sort of a stroke's that?! :D
Unless he'd top-edged it that shot is a mile away (not literally, that'd be stupid) from the bat.
he did top-edge it...
See. I'm a God of poor shots.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:31 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
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bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:See, we were taught to defend our head with our bat. What sort of a stroke's that?! :D
Unless he'd top-edged it that shot is a mile away (not literally, that'd be stupid) from the bat.
he did top-edge it...
See. I'm a God of poor shots.
He'd leathered the previous two balls for sixes before he top-edged and the ball smacked him in the face and wedged in his helmet. Ouch......
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:00 pm

well - same-old same-old!

india 28-4 :D

Jordan's taken 2 of them - which is nice!

jimmy got gambhir for a glden duck :D
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Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:05 pm

make that 5 down - woakes comes to the party!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:18 pm

Love winning, but this toothless stuff from India is really disappointing. "Vijay's fairy-liquid hands" :lol:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:43 pm

It gets worse/better. 44-6.
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Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:06 pm

Jonathan Agnew, BBC Test Match Special

"There's one grumpy-looking pigeon who's always by himself. I'm going to call it Geoffrey."
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:11 pm

68-7

ashwin gone!

wickets spread out nicely - two for jones, two for woakes, two for anderson, one for broad
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:20 pm

Sam Sheringham, BBC Sport at The Oval

"India's latest wicket prompts little more than contented applause from the crowd in the Peter May Stand to the right of the Members' Pavilion. Are England fans wicket-weary after Old Trafford and now this? After all the bad times is this too much of a good thing? I reckon anyone with a ticket for Monday would certainly think so."
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:21 pm

and kumar toe ends one to the keeper... eight down and it's not even tea!
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:27 pm

Going off Hawkeye, sprayed balls, so shortly a yorker is due to shatter the stumps asunder..
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:52 pm

oops - there goes another - 90-9

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