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[Bruce Rioja]

I know that there's a Twitter Whites thread already, but I thought we could have one just for amusing stuff off of Twitter.

Allow me to open with this.

50 Shades of Andy Gray

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[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Don't have it to hand, but I read account of an exchange Armando Ianucci and Alastair Campbell had recently - the former's closing three characters made me smile.

[Prufrock]

"Alistair Campbell: @ campbellclaret So @ AIannucci OBE joins the Establishment he claims to deride. Malcom Tucker and I do not approve of honours system

Armando Iannucci: @ AIannucci It's probably more Establishment to order your army to march into other countries for no reason. Swings and roundabouts

Alistair Campbell: @ campbellclaret you see, your wit a bit tired and blunt already. Three little letters can have more impact than you realise. Tut Tut

Armando Iannucci: @ AIannucci WMD"

[Verbal]

Arena Flowers is always worth a follow for just silly one-liners, as is Betfair Poker for the same reason.

DuncaJenkinsFCis one you either love or hate, while The Big Sam is just disgusting and quite funny if you're in the mood for it.

The Anti-joke Cat is my current favourite though:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

[Hoboh]

notBigSam‏@TheBig_Sam

Tried to make some notes about potential transfer targets during this game, but all I've done is scrawl "Lawro is a c*nt" 246 times. c*nt.

[Gary the Enfield]

I'm not on Twitter but have seen 'Gus the Fox' on other people's devices.

Very crude but very, very funny.

[Verbal]

I'm not on Twitter but have seen 'Gus the Fox' on other people's devices.

Very crude but very, very funny.

crying laughing here.

[Worthy4England]

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As with all rag mags, some good, some bad.

[Verbal]

this collection of mind-bending posts from RAWK

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[a1]

no ones mentioned drunk hulk yet !?

[Annoyed Grunt]

no ones mentioned drunk hulk yet !?

Used to follow, but found it a bit crap after a bit.

[ratbert]

Try Weird Horse, and the unofficial feed of HM Queen.

[Bruce Rioja]

Emma Davies has just, without any hint of irony, twatted this. Unbelievable, Geoff!

I don't understand how supermarkets are allowed to make £879mil profit when people struggle to eat? There is something badly wrong with that

[boltonboris]

She's such a massive c*nt

[BWFC_Insane]

Emma Davies has just, without any hint of irony, twatted this. Unbelievable, Geoff!

I don't understand how supermarkets are allowed to make £879mil profit when people struggle to eat? There is something badly wrong with that

She's not worded it well at all.

There is something morally wrong with a society though where this does happen. IMO at least.

However it is rather hypocritical given her husband and his career.

It's rather like when she decided to slag off teachers, and got upset when people pointed out what a teacher earned compared to her husband. She comes across as a very unhappy person IMO.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Emma Davies has just, without any hint of irony, twatted this. Unbelievable, Geoff!

I don't understand how supermarkets are allowed to make £879mil profit when people struggle to eat? There is something badly wrong with that

She's not worded it well at all.

There is something morally wrong with a society though where this does happen. IMO at least.

Yeah, if only those M&S shoppers bought one Findus Lasagne for themselves and one for someone struggling to eat instead, eh?

[BWFC_Insane]

Emma Davies has just, without any hint of irony, twatted this. Unbelievable, Geoff!

I don't understand how supermarkets are allowed to make £879mil profit when people struggle to eat? There is something badly wrong with that

She's not worded it well at all.

There is something morally wrong with a society though where this does happen. IMO at least.

Yeah, if only those M&S shoppers bought one Findus Lasagne for themselves and one for someone struggling to eat, eh?

Thing is quote the champagne socialist tag all you like, but I'd happily, happily vote for any party who proposed significant tax increases to fund a genuine fight against poverty.

I think it's perfectly congrous to live comfotably, donate to charity, but feel that society isn't ultimately what you would like it to be. I'm certainly not advocating communism. Just redressing the balance a little. Distributing a bit more of the wealth at the top, to solve some of the major problems we have. And whilst I'm certainly nowhere near the top, I'm very happy to chip into that like everyone else.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Thing is quote the champagne socialist tag all you like, but I'd happily, happily vote for any party who proposed significant tax increases to fund a genuine fight against poverty.

I think it's perfectly congrous to live comfotably, donate to charity, but feel that society isn't ultimately what you would like it to be. I'm certainly not advocating communism. Just redressing the balance a little. Distributing a bit more of the wealth at the top, to solve some of the major problems we have. And whilst I'm certainly nowhere near the top, I'm very happy to chip into that like everyone else.

Why is it morally wrong on a collective level for a supermarket to make a profit while people are hungry, but it isn't on an individual level for you to eat food from M&S and have money left over to buy iPads?

[boltonboris]

Because she's a thundercunt

[Bruce Rioja]

Because she's a thundercunt

Bastard. I've got people looking at me now.