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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Sun May 24, 2020 10:43 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
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Worthy4England wrote:
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Bah can't get full house. The highlights reel is locked :-(
Maybe we can!
Slow Saturday night in isolation?
It picked up, Monty! :-)

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am

Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.

I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun May 24, 2020 4:26 pm

Enoch wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am
Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.

I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
:D
I was protecting my mental health, legally, responsibly and in line with government guidelines. :-)

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Sun May 24, 2020 4:29 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 4:26 pm
Enoch wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am
Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.

I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
:D
I was protecting my mental health, legally, responsibly and in line with government guidelines. :-)

:lol:
Aren't we all!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am

Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm

Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Thu May 28, 2020 8:22 pm

Enoch wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
Dare we ask what is the whole story? I’ve not bought loo roll in months. We get a huge delivery a couple of times a year from ‘who gives a crap’ and had one just before lock down so panic buying loo roll rather passed us by.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pm

Enoch wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
Go on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 29, 2020 9:21 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pm
Enoch wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
Go on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...
AT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...

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Re: General Chit Chat

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Fri May 29, 2020 8:26 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 12:11 pm
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:lol:
Not quite come to that yet, though I do have a hosepipe connected outside the backdoor.

It's a story too dull to tell but suffice to say regard acquisition of bog rolls, I haven't broken my stride.

...and one sheet should be plenty if like me one doesn't live on takeaways and ready meals.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat May 30, 2020 7:48 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 9:21 am
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pm
Enoch wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
Go on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...
AT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...
I'm merely a facilitator :D

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat May 30, 2020 10:29 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 7:48 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 9:21 am
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 11:22 pm
Enoch wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
3 possibilities spring to mind...

1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to start with.
2. You have serious body function issues and have not been regular.
3. You're one of those tight arses that restricts folk to 1 square per visit regardless of last nights vindaloo.

I'm going with 3 :mrgreen:

1. Most certainly not!
2. How very dare you!!
3. There may be something in this, though it may not be the whole story.
Go on, put the lass out of her misery (I know, arsenal fan) and tell us...
AT, its clear you’re fascinated by Enochs bathroom habits too...
I'm merely a facilitator :D

In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper? :conf: :shock:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun May 31, 2020 4:39 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 10:29 pm

In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper? :conf: :shock:
Not with just the 1 square :shock:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun May 31, 2020 10:29 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 4:39 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 10:29 pm

In Enochs bathroom? I don’t want to think about how that works! Chief bottom wiper? :conf: :shock:
Not with just the 1 square :shock:
:lol:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:42 am

Yesterday a friend told me she’s started keeping goats. Another friend shared a pic of her new cocker spaniel puppy. Now I want goats as well as a puppy. Mr GG thinks one dog, one cat, two ducks, five chickens and chicks on the way is enough (with the 3 children) :roll: though he has half agreed to the puppy as a special present for when I turn very elderly in July. I’m resigning myself to no goats :wink: but I am actively looking for a spaniel puppy. Cocker, springer or cross. Turns out puppy prices have gone through the roof due to lockdown. We have always had rescue dogs before and I’m at a loss with where to start looking at puppies and reputable breeders. Think we might wait til lockdown ends and things calm down but if anyone has any tips about puppy buying I’m all ears. Am an experienced dog owner but have never bought a puppy before...

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Post by Enoch » Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:46 pm

Friends of mine do dog fostering for the RSPCA, just a thought.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 06, 2020 7:58 pm

Enoch wrote:
Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:46 pm
Friends of mine do dog fostering for the RSPCA, just a thought.
Funnily enough I had considered similar but reluctantly decided against it on the grounds that 1. I would want to adopt them all :oops: and 2. It would be quite stressful for our elderly cat to have a whole host of different dogs coming and going. Paddy (our dog) doesn’t get on with every dog he comes across either. I’ll stick to fostering/adopting chickens that way I think!

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:26 am

The Guide dogs association have labradors up for adoption who have been house trained but just failed to meet the very high standards to be a sight dog. I'm sure they'll have some young dogs that would get along great with Paddy.

Might be worth rehoming your cat though, just to be on the safe side
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