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Been bitten by my duck.
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I have a good recipe for Hoisin sauce if you like.Gooner Girl wrote:Been bitten by my duck.
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Can ducks bite?
do they have teeth?
do they have teeth?
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General Chitchat or General Mannerheim?
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Sharon Davies looks utterly redhooculous. What a shame.
Sharon Davies - Photographed earlier - looking redhooculous!
Sharon Davies - Fit as feck, Pal!
Sharon Davies - Photographed earlier - looking redhooculous!
Sharon Davies - Fit as feck, Pal!
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Well he left a mark on my arm! One of his girlfriends is poorly and I was trying to move her nearer to food and water and he didn't like it! Tiny but viscious!William the White wrote:Can ducks bite?
do they have teeth?
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who is sharon davies and why the photos?
puzzled of Devon.
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Sharon Davies is a former swimming type - you must remember her from all the Olympic swimming coverage that you watchedthebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
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Purpose of the photos is - top one = post cosmetic surgery. Bottom one = pre cosmetic surgery.
I'm yet to see anyone that actually looks better from having had cosmetic surgery.
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I suspect the second was
a) a good while ago
b) then 'touched up' (& who wouldn't?)
c) after a good deal of primping & pampering
She's almost 50, so all in all not bad, tho the post surgery one isn't flattering I would think a made up, pampered & touched up one wouldn't be turned away from Chateau Rioja.
a) a good while ago
b) then 'touched up' (& who wouldn't?)
c) after a good deal of primping & pampering
She's almost 50, so all in all not bad, tho the post surgery one isn't flattering I would think a made up, pampered & touched up one wouldn't be turned away from Chateau Rioja.
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And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming typethebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
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I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.Little Green Man wrote:And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming typethebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
puzzled of Devon.
I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.
He lied. The bastard.
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She'd be touched up by the time she left - especially after I'd plied her with fruit cider, telling her that it's fizzy pop.bobo the clown wrote: I would think a made up, pampered & touched up one wouldn't be turned away from Chateau Rioja.
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... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.Little Green Man wrote:And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming typethebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
puzzled of Devon.
I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
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Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers.bobo the clown wrote:... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.Little Green Man wrote:And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming typethebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
puzzled of Devon.
I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
And if anyone is able to text me the Arsenal score this afternoon would be much appreciated, ta!
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So ..... dare we ask ?????Gooner Girl wrote:Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers.bobo the clown wrote:... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
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Dare you ask what? if you may text me the scores this afternoon? Yes you may. And as for Daley, he was before my time. Still holds some of the club records though.bobo the clown wrote:So ..... dare we ask ?????Gooner Girl wrote:Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers.bobo the clown wrote:... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
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Gooner Girl wrote: Dare you ask what? if you may text me the scores this afternoon? Yes you may. And as for Daley, he was before my time. Still holds some of the club records though.
they'd be 33rpm LPs I imagine... with a few 78s
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Nah. it was fat Tony.bobo the clown wrote:... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.Little Green Man wrote:And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming typethebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?
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I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
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Then he's a lying twunk. Hunt him down, expose him.CrazyHorse wrote:Nah. it was fat Tony.bobo the clown wrote:... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.CrazyHorse wrote:I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.Little Green Man wrote:And Devonian.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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